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               EXT. HEAVEN'S GATE - CONTINUOUS

               Mike and Jack walk together through the city.

                                   MIKE
                         I'm glad you decided to come out.

               He makes a face as he considers his words but shrugs it off. 

                                   JACK
                         You're cute when you beg, and
                         that's all I'm saying about it.

               Mike smiles. 

                                   MIKE
                         So cute you'll forgive me for the
                         other night?

                                   JACK
                         I don't know, Mike. This past guy
                         still--

                                   MIKE
                         I know you're concerned about me
                         not being over him, but I am, man.
                         I promise. 

               Jack doesn't say anything. Mike sighs.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         What will it take to convince you?

                                   JACK
                         I don't know. Time?

                                   MIKE
                         I can't control time.
                             (to himself)
                         Intentionally.

               The pair continue walking, not really paying attention to
               where they're going.

                                   JACK
                         It's not something you can control.
                         It'll happen naturally. 

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah, but -- hold on a sec...

               He's interrupted by his vibrating cell phone. 

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                             (answering phone)
                         Hi there.

               He and Jack keep walking as Mike talks. 

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Yeah, Fletch, me and Jack are out
                         for a walk, so I don't think I'll
                         be able to get back right away.

                                   FLETCHER (O.S.)
                             (over phone)
                         Okay, well, if you find yourself
                         passing by the park, try to keep
                         clear of it. The ghost we're
                         looking for is probably attracted
                         to couples. Some revenge thing.

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

               Mike hangs up and now notices where they are. He frowns.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Perfect.

               He and Jack have wandered into the heart of the PARK.

                                                              BLACKOUT.



                                  END OF ACT THREE
                                      ACT FOUR

                                                               FADE IN:

               EXT. HEAVEN'S GATE - CITY PARK - MID-MORNING

               As before, Mike looking around, dismayed. Jack watches him,
               confused.

                                   JACK
                         Something wrong?

                                   MIKE
                         No. No, not at all. 
                             (beat)
                         Nope.

                                   JACK
                         Good. Because we need to talk about
                         this Lon guy. Not around him, about
                         him.

                                   MIKE
                         Jack... I can't. Fletcher called
                         me, I have to go back to the diner.

               He looks around, nervous.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         It's probably pretty important.

               Jack ponders this for a beat.

                                   JACK
                         You know what, Mike, don't worry
                         about it. I'll go. 

                                   MIKE
                         Jack--

                                   JACK
                         You're obviously not ready for
                         another relationship.

                                   MIKE
                         I am re--

                                   JACK
                         It's probably better if we don't
                         see each other outside of class any
                         more. At least, not till you can
                         handle a being with another guy. 

               He turns and walks away. Mike opens his mouth to say
               something, but can't think of any words. So he just watches
               as Jack heads out of the park.

                                   MIKE
                             (beat)
                         Perfect.

               He runs his hands through his hair. Then, out of nowhere, he
               SHIVERS. Realizes.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Yeah, this is gonna be the part
                         where the ghost attacks me. 

               He turns-- and the SPIRIT of Elizabeth Gerstmann, bedraggled
               and wiry, floats just behind Mike. 

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Well, hello there.

               The ghost SCREECHES, whacking Mike with her spectral hand. He
               FLIES BACK, landing on his back in the grass.

               From the ground, Mike launches a LIGHTNING BOLT at the
               spirit. It forces her back, but doesn't do any real damage.
               Mike pulls himself up, still firing away with the lightning
               bolts. They're just as effective as always, which is to say,
               not. 

               With a howl, the ghost PUSHES him forward via an invisible
               force. Mike slides along the ground, digging his feet into
               the turf. But the ghost is powerful, tapping into some hidden
               energy source and blowing Mike away. 

               Mike falls flat on his stomach, groaning. 

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         This isn't really a solo instance.

               And right on cue, a HAND enters frame, pulling Mike up. 

               Fletcher, Tamsin, and Vi stand in the park, just a few yards
               from the advancing, but now confused, ghost.

                                   FLETCHER
                         This is the part in your American
                         films where the trumpets would blow
                         and the Mounted Division would
                         charge over the hill to kill the
                         native savages.

                                   MIKE
                         We don't actually call them Mounted
                         Division, but thanks. 

                                   TAMSIN
                             (re: the ghost)
                         She doesn't move very fast, does
                         she?

                                   MIKE
                         Trust me. She doesn't need to.

               Fletcher regards Tamsin and Vi.

                                   FLETCHER
                         Well.

                                   VI
                         Well what?

                                   FLETCHER
                         You're the ones who kill things. I
                         just name them.

                                   VI
                         It's a ghost! What do you want me
                         to do? Punch her?

               Fletcher shrugs. Vi rolls her eyes and charges the ghost. She
               LAUNCHES herself into the air, swinging down in a kick --
               which completely passes through the ghost. Vi crashes into
               the ground and the ghost ignores her, continuing on to the
               other three.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         You have to imagine my complete and
                         total surprise.

                                   FLETCHER
                         Mike, you wanna fry that thing? 

                                   MIKE
                         Tried that a couple times. It holds
                         her off, but past that, nothing. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Any bright ideas from your part,
                         Captain Kangaroo?

                                   FLETCHER
                         I could...

               He draws out of his pocket a tiny bottle, much like the one
               Frank used to store Praxx in from a previous episode. 

                                   FLETCHER (CONT'D)
                         It's a prototype of a more advanced
                         fairy bottle.

                                   MIKE
                         What do you need?

                                   FLETCHER
                         It'll take me a moment to get it
                         ready. Hold it still.

               Mike nods, spreading his hands.

                                   MIKE
                         Incarchium.

               Green light spreads between his fingers and Mike THRUSTS his
               hands forward, the light SHOOTS FORWARD, creating rings of
               energy around the ghost. All seems good for a beat then the
               ghost passes right through the rings.

               Mike groans as the spirit advances.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oi! Elizabeth.

               Hearing her name, the ghost pauses.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                             (soothingly)
                         I know you're upset, and rightly
                         so. You had a great injustice done
                         to you. 

               Fletcher fumbles with a small bottle. The ghost again begins
               to advance.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         But hurting others won't make it
                         better. Besides, your husband and
                         his little trollop got what was
                         coming to them.

               The ghost again pauses. Fletcher continues to fiddle with the
               bottle.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         Even without a body, there was
                         enough evidence to put them away
                         for a very long time. I imagine
                         Paul is having a lovely time with
                         his cell-mate, Big Bubba.

               The ghost ponders this for a beat and then begins to LAUGH.
               Her laughter builds until she is almost doubled over, if a
               ghost can be doubled over.

               Meanwhile, Fletcher has opened the bottle. He passes his
               hands around it in the mystical way. The top of the bottle
               glows bright, slowly expanding as the light gets closer to
               the ghost. Slowly, Elizabeth Gerstmann is sucked into the
               bottle. She disappears in a fit of laughter. Fletcher corks
               the end of the bottle.

               Tamsin helps Vi up as Fletcher pockets the bottle.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         Poor thing. I can't help but feel
                         sorry for her.

               Vi brushes herself off.

                                   VI
                         Yeah, well you're not the one
                         picking shrubbery out of your hair.

                                   FLETCHER
                             (to Mike)
                         Didn't I tell you to stay out of
                         the park?

                                   MIKE
                         Well, by then it was a too-little
                         too-late type thing. 

                                   VI
                         I'd like to make a note of this so
                         in the future when someone tells me
                         to punch a ghost, we can skip the
                         part where I crash into the ground
                         and get stains on my pretty
                         clothes. 

                                   MIKE
                         So where's Frank?

                                   FLETCHER
                         I don't know. We called him in,
                         but...
                             (sighs)
                         No answer.

                                   TAMSIN
                         I hope he's okay.

                                   MIKE
                         He's Frank. He's always okay. What
                         could possibly hurt him? 

                                   VI
                         One time I saw him step on a tack.
                             (beat)
                         He cried.

               Mike laughs as the four start to walk away.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - MID-AFTERNOON

               Tyler sits at the diner counter, eating a snack. Frank
               enters, rubbing the side of his head. 

                                   TYLER
                         Frank! Where've you been?

                                   FRANK
                         Just out. Is everybody okay?

                                   TYLER
                         Well, Mike and the rest went out to
                         hunt a ghost--
                             (off Frank's reaction)
                         But they're fine. They called in
                         and said they were stopping for a
                         snack, so I figure everything went
                         okay and Vi forgot to eat breakfast
                         this morning.

                                   FRANK
                         Oh. Good.

                                   TYLER
                         So... do you wanna get more
                         specific on where you went last
                         night?

               Frank sits down next to Tyler but doesn't say anything. 

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         No. Okay. So. Wanna talk about what
                         happened before you left? With the
                         shouting and the screaming and the
                         making Callie reconsider marrying
                         me?

               Frank GRUNTS. Other than this, nothing.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         No. Okay. So. Wanna talk about what
                         happens to your junk after you have
                         too much sex to celebrate your
                         engagement, because I--

                                   FRANK
                         No! Fine! I went drinking. And I
                         stayed drinking. And then I think I
                         fell asleep on the floor, but I
                         can't remember, because it's all a
                         blur, because of the drinking. 

                                   TYLER
                         So... basically you slept in a bar
                         all night.

               Frank nods.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         This does not alleviate my
                         concerns.

               Frank smiles at his nephew's worry. Tyler looks away.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                             (tentatively)
                         So... is all that stuff you guys
                         yelled about last night true?
                         Grandpa was a--

                                   FRANK
                         Child-beating son of a bitch. Yup.

               Frank puts his hand on Tyler's shoulder.

                                   TYLER
                         Why-come other people get grandmas
                         who knit and grandpas who fought in
                         World War 2 and whittle?

                                   FRANK
                         We're just lucky, I guess. 

               Tyler again turns to face Frank.

                                   TYLER
                         You really slept at a bar?

                                   FRANK
                             (uncomfortable)
                         Yeah. 

               Tyler nods, finishing his snack. 

               As he's finishing, Doris enters from upstairs.

                                   DORIS 
                         Good morn-- Frank. 

               Frank looks up at his mother but doesn't say anything. 

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         I'm glad you're back. 

               Frank nods.

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         Are you okay?

               Frank nods again. 

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         You gonna say anything to your
                         mother? 

               Frank stares at her, silent. Tyler gets up, taking his plate
               and cup with him.

                                   TYLER
                         I'm just gonna leave you two
                         alone...

               He heads back to the kitchen. Frank and Doris continue their
               staredown, neither wanting to be the first to budge. Finally
               Doris sits down next to Frank at the counter.

                                   DORIS
                         I worried about you.

                                   FRANK
                         I'm sure. 

                                   DORIS
                         Why do you do that? Why, when I
                         come to offer genuine sentiment, do
                         you just assume--

                                   FRANK
                         Because the idea of you giving a
                         crap about anything that happens to
                         me is one I'm just not familiar
                         with, ma.

               Doris sighs.

                                   DORIS
                         We haven't seen each other in a
                         decade, Frank.
                         And in that time, we've hardly
                         spoken. I thought that you'd
                         finally, finally have gotten over
                         this. 

                                   FRANK
                         Seems like you thought wrong. 

                                   DORIS
                         Jason forgave me. If your brother
                         got over it, why can't you?

               Frank refuses to answer, stewing in his seat. Doris SLAMS her
               hand on the table.

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         Dammit, will you answer my
                         question?

                                   FRANK
                         Because you never left Jason to the
                         police, mom! You never threw Jason
                         to wolves, to do whatever they
                         wanted, with no help from his
                         mother! 

                                   DORIS
                         You were a grown man, Frank. I
                         thought you could handle it.

                                   FRANK
                         I was a boy! A boy who needed his
                         mother.

                                   DORIS
                         Frank. Look at me. You did what you
                         did. What did you want me to do
                         about it? 

                                   FRANK
                         What the hell is this, a Doctor
                         Seuss book?
                             (cuts her off)
                         I wanted you to say something in my
                         defense. To show up and say, you
                         know, that I wasn't pulling this
                         child abuse thing straight out my
                         ass. 

                                   DORIS
                         I couldn't do that, Frank. I
                         couldn't do that to him. For all
                         his unbelievable faults, he was my
                         husband. 

                                   FRANK
                         What about your kids? Didn't they
                         matter?

                                   DORIS
                         Of course they mattered, Frank! But
                         I couldn't do that to him. Ruin his
                         reputation like that--

                                   FRANK
                         Don't you mean ruin your reputation
                         like that?!

                                   DORIS
                             (beat; quietly)
                         Yes.

               Silence.

               Then:

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         I couldn't let everyone know that I
                         just... let that happen to my kids.
                         That I was a terrible mother. 

               Frank doesn't jump in to contradict her. He's not reacting at
               all, completely stone-faced.

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         I was ashamed. I admit it. It's my
                         fault it happened--

                                   FRANK
                         No it's not. 

               He turns to her for the first time in the conversation.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         You didn't make him do what he did.
                         You didn't make him an asshole.
                             (beat)
                         You should have stepped in, but...
                         it wasn't your fault. 

               He smiles at her. It's a false smile, but he's trying his
               best.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Never think that it was.

               Doris manages to hold it together for a fraction of a second,
               but then she loses it completely, breaking down in a ball of
               tears and sobs.

                                   DORIS
                         I didn't want anyone to know that
                         I...

                                   FRANK
                         I know. It's okay.

               He puts his hand on hers. Takes in her tear-streaked face.
               He's crying himself, but he's Frank. He's holding his stuff
               together.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Ma, there's something I should have
                         - there's something we should have
                         said to each other a long time ago.

                                   DORIS
                         Oh please God, son, don't start
                         getting emotional. I thought I
                         taught you better.

                                   FRANK
                         Will you just shut up and let me
                         finish, you stubborn impossible
                         woman?

                                   DORIS
                         Don't talk to me that way, I'm your
                         mother.

                                   FRANK
                         You're not anybody's mother. You
                         found me in a corn field and
                         decided I'd be cheap slave labor.

                                   DORIS
                         Someone told you? Damn. That was
                         going to be your birthday present.

               They're smiling now-- this isn't their hateful teasing from
               before. It's something a lot more friendly.

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         Got any booze?

               Frank smiles. He leans over the counter and pulls out a
               bottle of whisky. Another reach and he has two glasses.

               He pours them each a glass.

                                   FRANK
                             (as she throws hers back)
                         That stuff'll kill you.

                                   DORIS
                         Like you care.

               He LAUGHS, a real laugh. She takes out a cigarette and lights
               it.

                                   FRANK
                         I don't like funerals and I'd
                         probably have to show up.

               Tyler pokes his head into the room.

                                   TYLER
                         I heard laughing-- no one died,
                         right?

                                   FRANK
                         Not yet, but she's trying her best.

               He points to Doris's cig.

                                   TYLER
                         Grandma, didn't I tell you? Those
                         things killed Kurt Vonnegut.

                                   DORIS
                         They did not kill Kurt Vonnegut.
                         The floor killed Kurt Vonnegut.

                                   TYLER
                         Grandma! Don't be insensitive. He
                         was a literary treasure. 

                                   DORIS
                         You drew your card and I trumped
                         it. 

                                   FRANK
                         Bring me some pie from the back,
                         kid.

               Tyler smiles, heads back to the kitchen. 

               Frank and Doris share a smile.

                                   DORIS
                         So does this mean you forgive me?

                                   FRANK
                             (eyeing her)
                         We'll see about that. 

               He catches a glimpse of something moving over her shoulder:

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Quick, ditch the talky. People
                         coming.

               She winks at him as Mike, Vi, Tamsin and Fletcher enter the
               diner. Tyler re-emerges as well, holding a covered plate of
               cake. He nods at the others as he puts the cake on the table.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Take care of the thing?

                                   VI
                         Sure did. Where were you?

                                   FRANK
                         That, my dear, is a long story. 

                                   DORIS
                         He fell asleep in a bar. Literally
                         in the bar.

                                   MIKE
                         Dude, that's kind of pathetic. 

                                   DORIS
                         I already told him that, Sailor.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Why do you call him sailor?

               Doris smiles at Mike. He winces and shakes his head "no." 

                                   DORIS
                         Well--

                                   MIKE
                         I'll pay you a thousand dollars if
                         you don't tell them.

               Doris turns to Tyler.

                                   DORIS
                         He good for it?

               Tyler shakes his head negative. 

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                             (to Mike)
                         Tough break.
                             (to Tamsin)
                         Well, once upon a time I was
                         babysitting these two rugrats. It
                         was bath time, and even then Mike
                         was a drama queen.

               Laughter from everyone. 

               We PULL BACK slowly as Doris continues talking. 

                                   DORIS (CONT'D)
                         So, while Tyler's struggling to get
                         away from the water like a stray
                         cat...

               Her voice fades out as we pull OUT OF THE WINDOW of the
               diner. 

               EXT. FRANK'S DINER - CONTINUOUS

               It's daytime, but the low angle of the late-afternoon sun
               causes the buildings to cast quite a bit of shade on the
               street in front of the diner.

               From under an exceptionally shady spot beneath an awning
               across the street, A FIGURE watches the diner intently. We
               CLOSE IN ON the figure. Male in shape, it's wearing a hooded
               sweat-shirt, all his skin covered making details hard to
               discern.

               As we reach the mysterious form, he licks its teeth as he
               watches the diner's occupants. The figure turns his head and
               we recognize the face.

               It's SILAS.

                                                              BLACKOUT.



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