01x09
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                         Frank, come on. I don't-- what do
                         you mean? What's going on?

                                   FRANK
                         I have a friend who works at the
                         police station. 
                             (to himself)
                         Well, not exactly a friend.
                             (shaking his head)
                         Anyway, she did some digging for
                         me. She found out about your mom.

               Tommy clenches his fists, clearly agitated.

                                   TOMMY
                         Oh, so you can just go snooping
                         through anyone's personal life
                         now?!

                                   FRANK
                         Kid, that's not what--

                                   TOMMY
                         People don't have rights anymore? I
                         mean, I know I'm just some homeless
                         bum, but I'm still a person! I
                         thought I could trust you! 

               Frank takes a step closer to Tommy, but the boy takes a step
               back.

                                   FRANK
                         Tommy, calm down! I was just
                         concerned about you! I've been
                         where you are, alone on the streets
                         with no one to turn to. I thought
                         maybe I could help you out.

                                   TOMMY
                         Well, don't! I don't need any more
                         of your help, Frank!

               Tommy turns and rushes out of the diner. Frank starts to
               follow him, but stops himself. When the door SLAMS shut,
               Frank grabs a salt shaker off the table beside him and throws
               it against the far wall, where it SHATTERS with a CRASH. Off
               his angry face, we:

                                                              BLACKOUT.



                                   END OF ACT TWO
                                      ACT THREE

                                                               FADE IN:

               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - DUSK

               Lon, Vi, and Corrine sit on the sofa looking through books
               which lie in front of them on the coffee table. Tamsin sits
               in the recliner with a large, dusty tome, while Mike, Callie,
               and Tyler sit on the floor around a bundle of ancient-looking
               loose papers. 

                                   VI
                         Ooh! Is this it?

               She slides her book across the table to Lon, pointing to a
               picture. He studies it for a quick moment and then shakes his
               head.

                                   LON
                         That's a Mac-Detaryn moldeater.
                         Remember, we discussed them during
                         our session last week. 

               Vi nods.
                                         VI
                         Oh, yeah. I thought it looked
                         familiar. 

               Everyone keeps studying as the sound of FEET COMING UP THE
               STAIRS grows louder. They're heavy footsteps, like someone
               stomping. Frank enters the room, scowling. Lon looks up.

                                   LON (CONT'D)
                         What kept you?

                                   FRANK
                             (gruffly)
                         I had to clean something up.
                             (beat)
                         How's it going?

                                   LON
                         Not well, I'm afraid. 

                                   FRANK
                         Meaning?

                                   LON
                         Well, from what we've found, this
                         isn't something you can shoot with
                         one of your laser guns and
                         disintegrate. This takes finesse.

                                   FRANK
                             (testy)
                         Hey, my laser guns have saved more
                         lives than your moldy books!

               Everyone looks around, concerned as Frank picks up a book.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Frank, are you alright?

                                   FRANK 
                             (quickly)
                         I'm fine! 

               He SLAMS the book down on an end table, sits down in a chair
               in the corner, and begins to flip through its pages. The
               matter is clearly closed. There is a beat and then Tyler
               speaks.

                                   TYLER
                         How does this thing know so much
                         about Callie's life? I had a whole
                         conversation with it at lunch today
                         about our first date. It knew
                         everything! Every detail!

                                   LON
                         They're telepathic. Not mind
                         readers, in the truest sense. They
                         "glean" what you are thinking about
                         as you speak.

               Tyler nods. Mike looks up excitedly from his book.

                                   MIKE
                         Uh... okay. I think I found a
                         thing, here.

               Lon quickly stands up and walks over to him, reading over his
               shoulder.

                                   LON
                         That's good. Yes, excellent.

                                   MIKE 
                             (proud of himself)
                         Awesome.

                                   LON 
                             (sarcastic)
                         Do you by chance have thirty feet
                         of magically enchanted sprite's
                         hair? Perhaps there in your front
                         pocket?

                                   MIKE
                             (looking at his lap)
                         Nope. That's all me. Thanks for
                         noticing, cowboy.

               Lon flushes with embarrassment at Mike comment and quickly
               looks away. Mike glares at Lon and closes the book.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                             (annoyed)
                         I'm just trying to help here! And
                         for a guy who, before twenty
                         minutes ago, thought "Doppelganger"
                         was just a bad movie starring Drew
                         Barrymore, I think I'm doing pretty
                         good!

               Lon gives Mike an apologetic look and returns to his table.
               Everyone is stressed. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Can these things be killed? 

                                   LON
                         Oh, yes. Of course. 

                                   VI
                         Good, cause that's really all I
                         know how to do.

                                   LON
                         The tricky bit will be figuring out
                         how to kill it without also
                         terminating Miss Ford's life.

               Callie looks up at this.

                                   CALLIE
                         Huh?!

                                   LON
                         When a creature such as this forms
                         a psychic connection with an
                         individual, there's a high
                         probability that person will perish
                         if the demon does, unless that link
                         is severed correctly.

               Alarmed by this news, Tyler stands.

                                   TYLER 
                         Hold it, whoa, back up, rewind. 

               He crosses the room to where Lon is.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         You can't kill Callie. 

                                   LON
                         Obviously not, I just meant, with
                         mystical things like this, there
                         are always risks to-- 

                                   TYLER
                             (adamant)
                         No, no, you don't understand. You
                         can't. I'm just... I'm not allowing
                         it. It's forbidden. We will banish
                         that thought from our minds.

                                   CORRINE
                             (firmly)
                         No one is killing anyone.

               Frank gives her an annoyed glance. Lon looks at Tyler for a
               moment and nods. Tyler SIGHS and sits back down, taking
               Callie's hand. 

                                   TYLER
                         You're gonna be fine. 

               Vi rushes over to pat Callie's shoulder.

                                   VI
                         Yeah. We're good at this stuff. 

                                   CALLIE
                         How good?

                                   VI
                         Remember the time the whole town
                         got eaten by an octopus demon that
                         had three beaks and oozed pus?

                                   CALLIE 
                             (what?)
                         Uh, no...

                                   VI
                         That's how good we are.

               She goes back to the books. Tamsin smiles proudly at her.
               Callie looks at Tyler, confused.

                                   CALLIE
                         Octopus demon?

                                   TYLER
                         Hey, no, before my time. 

               Frank returns to his brooding. He sits in the corner, arms
               crossed and eyes locked on a point two inches from his book.
               Tamsin, however, enthusiastically points to a picture on the
               page in front of her.

                                   TAMSIN
                         What about this bugger? It's nice
                         and explody. 

                                   LON
                             (moving to stand)
                         Here, let me see.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oh, never mind, sorry. Too many
                         jelly tentacles.

               Lon sits back down as Callie covers her face with her hands
               and groans. Tyler notices and quickly stands up, holding her
               hand.

                                   TYLER
                         Okay, guys, I think me and Callie
                         should take a break. Go downstairs,
                         maybe get something to eat. 

                                   LON
                             (nodding)
                         Good idea. We'll stay up here and
                         keep searching.

               Tyler helps Callie up and they head out the door. Soon the
               sound of their FEET ON THE STAIRS can be heard. 

               Mike finds something else in his book.

                                   MIKE
                             (excitedly)
                         Hey, Lon! Check it out! I think
                         I've got something big over here!

                                   LON
                             (warily)
                         You're talking about your genitals
                         again, aren't you?

                                   MIKE
                         I can see where you'd make that
                         mistake, but no! Come here!

               Lon groans and heads over to Mike.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - CONTINUOUS

               Callie sits down at the counter as Tyler rounds the corner,
               heading to the cabinets to get some food.

                                   TYLER
                         So what are you in the mood for?
                         Cereal? Uh, some bagels? I could
                         probably manage to wrangle up some
                         fries, though the combination of me
                         and hot grease may result in an
                         impromptu visit to the ER. 

               He doesn't get an answer. He turns around and we see- 

               TYLER'S POV- Callie has her head down on the counter, arms
               folded over her. 

               Tyler rushes around the counter and sits on the stool beside
               Callie. Embracing her, he whispers in her ear.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         Come on, Callie. It'll be okay. My
                         friends know what they're doing.

                                   CALLIE 
                             (sobbing)
                         It's not them!

               She opens her arms-- her make-up is running, wet from tears. 

                                   CALLIE (CONT'D)
                         Why me?

                                   TYLER
                         I don't know. It's not fair. 

                                   CALLIE
                         I just want to wake up now.

               They pull apart.

                                   TYLER
                         I've wanted to do that since I got
                         here and found out my best friend
                         is liaison to a spinning white
                         vortex of ancient magical energy.

                                   CALLIE
                         What?

                                   TYLER 
                             (waves hand)
                         Never mind.

                                   CALLIE
                             (wistfully)
                         You know, I stopped believing in
                         vampires after I saw "Wishbone" do
                         a version of Dracula. 
                             (shaking her head)
                         It's hard to accept that if I'd
                         just listened to that little Jack
                         Russell Terrier, I'd be better
                         equipped to handle the real world.

                                   TYLER
                             (shaking his head)
                         Nah. I saw that one too. They left
                         out all the valuable info. Like
                         garlic... not so much effective at
                         warding off the undead. Oh, and
                         real vampires... 

               Tyler leans in close to her and pulls aside the collar of his
               shirt, revealing the scar left behind from when Hester bit
               him in the previous episode.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         ...leave marks when they bite you.

                                   CALLIE
                             (gasp)
                         Oh, poor baby! I wondered why you
                         wouldn't take your shirt off the
                         other night. What happened?

                                   TYLER 
                             (milking it)
                         Well, I was putting up a brave
                         fight, you know, but this vampire
                         chick had Lon hostage, so I
                         surrendered to her to save his
                         life.

                                   CALLIE 
                             (sweetly)
                         Honey...

               She traces the bite mark with her finger. 

                                   CALLIE (CONT'D)
                         We both know that's not true.

               Tyler laughs. Callie continues to look at the bite mark.

                                   TYLER
                         Yeah, I guess you know me...

               He trails off, the smile leaving his face as he notices that
               Callie is frozen in terror, looking over his shoulder. 

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         Callie?

               There's a CLANG. Tyler's eyes widen from the blow sudden blow
               to the back of his head. He slumps forward and falls off his
               stool to the floor revealing the DOPPELGANGER CALLIE standing
               behind him, napkin holder in hand.

               Callie stares in disbelief at her double. The two women are
               dressed identically, their hair the same, their make-up
               equally streaked and disheveled. Callie jumps off her stool
               and moves so that it is between her and the Doppelganger.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS

               As before. Everyone is studying hard, except Frank who
               broods. 

                                   LON
                             (to Mike; surprised)
                         That was actually very useful
                         information. Good work, Mike.

               Lon pats Mike on the shoulder. Mike smile proudly.

                                   VI
                         What I don't get is, why? 

                                   LON
                         Why what, exactly?

                                   VI
                         Why does this thing want to take
                         over Callie's life?

                                   LON 
                             (lecture mode: go)
                         Doppelgangers can't exist
                         physically without taking on the
                         form of living human. But they also
                         can't exist in that form forever as
                         long as the person they've copied
                         is still alive. They must kill that
                         individual or they themselves will
                         die. 

               Everyone looks at Lon, overloaded from the infodump.

                                   VI 
                             (beat)
                         I just meant, why Callie
                         specifically, but your answer is
                         good too.

               Lon narrows his eyes at Vi, put-upon and defeated. Before he
               can reply, the sound of GLASS BREAKING jolts everyone into
               action. Simultaneously, Frank and Corrine leap up from their
               seats, ready for action. They give each other a quick glance.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - CONTINUOUS

               As before. Callie stands up, staring down her Doppelganger. 

                                   CALLIE
                             (pleading)
                         What the hell do you want with my
                         life?!

               The Doppelganger playfully tosses the napkin dispenser in her
               hand aside.

                                   DOPPELGANGER
                         It looked like fun. 
                             (beat)
                         And geek boys... 

               She looks down at the stunned Tyler on the floor.

                                   DOPPELGANGER (CONT'D)
                         ...are the best lovers. They're
                         just so... grateful.

               The demon LUNGES at Callie, grabbing her around the throat
               and dragging her to the ground. They wrestle on the floor.

               As they roll around, the team makes it down the stairs and
               freezes, seeing the spectacle. Frank takes one look at the
               two girls on the ground and breaks off, heading into the
               kitchen.

                                   VI
                         What do we do?

                                   MIKE
                             (shrugging)
                         Add some mud and put it on Pay-per
                         view?

                                   LON
                         This is no time for levity!

                                   CALLIE 
                             (from the ground)
                         Kill it kill it kill it!

               But of course it's impossible to tell which is Callie and
               which is the Doppelganger, entwined as they are. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Which one's the real one?

                                   LON
                         I have no idea! 

                                   MIKE
                         I could try some sort of magic
                         thing to figure it out.

                                   VI
                         Do you know any magic like that?

                                   MIKE
                             (helpless)
                         Well... no.

               ON THE FLOOR, the one of the "Callies" has managed to pin the
               other one to the floor and is pulling her hair back to keep
               her down. 

                                   CALLIE-ON-TOP
                         Zap her or something! Before she
                         gets back up!

               Tamsin gestures at the two while shouting at Lon.

                                   TAMSIN
                         You heard the lady!

                                   VI
                         But who's Callie and who's the
                         fake?!

                                   CALLIE-ON-TOP & CALLIE-ON-BOTTOM
                         I am!
                             (beat)
                         She is!

               There's a beat as the tem members exchange unsure
               expressions.

               On the floor, Tyler begins to stir. He sits up and rubs his
               head.

                                   TYLER
                         What the hell...?

               Mike sees this and rushes to his side, helping his friend up.

                                   MIKE
                         You okay, man? 

               Tyler touches the back of his head tenderly.

                                   TYLER
                         Never better. What happened?

               Mike points to the fighting Callies. 

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         Is that the--

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah!

                                   TYLER
                         Kill it!

                                   MIKE
                         We don't know which is which!

               The two Callies rise off the ground.

                                   CALLIE #1
                         It's me, Tyler.

               Tyler looks to her. 

                                   CALLIE #2
                         No, Tyler! It's me!

               Tyler looks back and forth at the two identical women. A look
               of confusion and grief crosses his face as we:

                                                              BLACKOUT.



                                  END OF ACT THREE
                                      ACT FOUR

                                                               FADE IN:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - NIGHT

               As before. The gang, minus Frank, stands around the two
               Callies, a frantic Tyler trying to tell them apart.

                                   CALLIE #1
                             (pleading)
                         Come on, Tyler. It's me.

                                   CALLIE #2
                             (urgently)
                         Don't listen to that... thing!

               Tyler bites his lip anxiously.

                                   MIKE
                             (to Tyler)
                         Come on, Man. You can do it. Which
                         one is the real Callie.

               Tyler closes his eyes tightly.

               The Callies look identical, wearing matching looks of fear.

               Vi, Tamsin, and Lon look at each other unsure.

               Tyler opens his eyes, a look of resolve on his face.

                                   TYLER
                             (calmly)
                         Okay, here's what's going to
                         happen. I'm going to ask a question
                         that only the real Callie would
                         know the answer to.

               Frank KICKS open the kitchen door and rushes into the room.
               He is now carrying his sawed off shot gun.

               Everyone jumps as Frank levels the weapon at the two
               identical women.

                                   FRANK
                         Which one is it?!

                                   TAMSIN
                         We're just finding out now.

                                   LON
                             (indicating Frank's gun)
                         That's not going to stop the
                         Doppelganger. According to the
                         literature, bullets have no effect. 

                                   FRANK
                             (with a smirk)
                         Luckily, I filled Bessie here with
                         something a little less demon
                         friendly.
                             (beat)
                         Rock salt.

               Tyler looks confused. The two Callies glance at each other.

                                   LON
                             (noticing Tyler's
                              expression)
                         We found out that salt is toxic to
                         the creature until it fully takes
                         over its victim's life.

               Mike points to himself.

                                   MIKE
                             (boasting)
                         I found out!

                                   TAMSIN
                         Ask your question, Tyler.

               Tyler takes a deep breath. The two Callies look nervous.
               Tyler pulls back his collar, exposing the bite wound on his
               neck.

                                   TYLER
                         Who did this to me?

                                   CALLIE #2
                         Hester! It was Hester the vampire!
                         You said you tried to save Lon! You
                         just told me about it five minutes
                         ago! I teased you!

               Callie #1 looks at Callie #2.

                                   CALLIE #1
                         He didn't tell me her name.

                                   TYLER
                             (to Lon; pointing to his
                              own head)
                         Gleans what you're thinking about.

               Callie #2's eyes widen. 

                                   LON
                             (impressed)
                         Ingenious.

               Frank levels his gun at the imposter. Suddenly, she grabs the
               real Callie by the arm and THROWS her into Frank. The two hit
               the floor causing Frank's gun to discharge into the wall. It
               then falls out of his grasp and slides across the diner
               floor.

               The rest of the team jump on the demon as Tyler grabs the
               dazed Callie by the hand and drags her away. Corrine rushes
               to Tyler's side.

               The Doppelganger BACKHANDS Lon. He smashes into the wall
               dazed. 

               Mike raises his hands but is too slow. The Doppelganger's
               foot KICKS him in the face. He goes down.

               Tamsin lands a few PUNCHES which seem to have no effect. The
               Doppelganger, PUNCHES her in the gut, dropping her to her
               knees.

               Vi assumes an attack stance. The doppelganger approaches her.
               Vi KICKS her. The demon drops to the ground but only for a
               second. It LEAPS back up and over Vi with astonishing speed. 

               Vi turns to continue the fight, only to be STRUCK with a
               table. It shatters into pieces as Vi falls to the ground.

               Frank stands as the Doppelganger walks toward Callie.

               As it walks, it picks up a chair and THROWS it at Frank,
               knocking him back down.

               Corrine steps in front of the two young lovers.

                                   CORRINE
                         You want her? You're going to have
                         to go through me.

               The Doppelganger tilts her head and looks at Corrine for a
               moment.

                                   DOPPELGANGER
                         Another Slayer, eh? You've seen how
                         I deal with Slayers.

               She nods toward Vi, who is slowly picking herself up off the
               floor.

               The creature takes a step closer. Corrine reaches quickly
               reaches into her purse, pulls out a small bottle, unscrews
               the cap, and points at the fake Callie.

                                   DOPPELGANGER (CONT'D)
                             (with an amused smirk)
                         Eye drops? You're threatening me
                         with eye drops?

                                   CORRINE
                         No. Saline solution. Main
                         ingredient... salt.

               Corrine squirts the demon with the liquid, striking it in the
               face. It grabs its face in pain, screaming in an unearthly
               howl as smoke billows out from between its fingers.

               Corrine leaps into action. Grabbing a salt shaker off the
               nearest table, she quickly unscrews the cap and leaps on the
               startled demon, knocking it to the ground.

               Corrine shoves the salt shaker end-up into the howling
               creature's mouth. It struggles violently. It's face
               momentarily MORPHS into its true demon form- bulging yellow
               eyes, slick blue skin, stringy white hair. Its bony clawed
               fingers grab at Corrine. 

               The demon once again MORPHS back into Callie's image as it
               continues to struggle. Corrine continues to hold it down
               until the creature begins to go limp, finally slumping to the
               floor, weak and struggling to breathe.

               Everyone has now righted themselves and begins to gather
               around the demon on the floor. Callie clings tightly to
               Tyler's chest. 

               Frank offers his hand to Corrine who is still sitting on top
               of the demon. She looks up at him for a beat and then accepts
               it. He lifts her into a standing position.

               The group looks down at the dying demon. With its hand, it
               beckons weakly to Callie.

                                   CALLIE
                             (to Lon)
                         Is it safe?

                                   LON
                         With that amount of salt, I should
                         think so.

               Callie tentatively squats down by her demonic double. 

                                   DOPPELGANGER
                             (smiling weakly; labored)
                         It was fun... while it lasted.
                             (beat)
                         You... should have... let me have
                         this life.

               Suddenly the Doppelganger GRABS Callie by the shirt. Pulling
               her in close she whispers something into her ear. A startled
               look spreads over Callie's face as she pulls away. 

               The Doppelganger gives one last gasp and dies. Its appearance
               reverts back to its true demonic form.

               Callie stands, visibly shaken. Tyler puts his arm around her,
               but she shrugs him off. Tyler gives her an uncertain look.

                                   CALLIE
                         I... I need to go.

               Callie heads for the door. Tyler pursues.

                                   TYLER
                         Wait. I'll take you home.

               Callie stops at the door and turns to him.

                                   CALLIE
                         No. I need some time... alone.

               Tyler's face falls. He nods. Callie turns and quickly leaves
               the diner. Tyler immediately makes a hasty B-line to his room
               behind the stairs.

               Everyone else stands around gawking at the scene.

                                   FRANK
                         Well don't just stand there! Let's
                         get this place cleaned up, people.
                         Move! Move!

               Mike groans. Corrine and Frank watch as the team reluctantly
               breaks into action. Lon, Mike, and Tamsin all begin to clean
               up the mess inflicted upon the diner by the demon.

               Vi grabs the dead Doppelganger and throws it over her
               shoulder. She carries it into the kitchen, presumably on her
               way to Command Central. Corrine looks at Frank uncertainly.

                                   CORRINE
                         Oh, God. Please tell me that's not
                         what's in your burgers.

                                   FRANK
                             (smirking)
                         Well... not that one. Thanks to
                         somebody, its too salty.

               For the first time in front of Frank, Corrine lets a small
               smile cross her face. She then laughs lightly. Frank smiles
               warmly at her and laughs also.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                             (sincerely)
                         Thanks.

               She nods. She and Frank stand there in quiet. As the rest of
               the gang continue to clean we:

                                                               FADE TO:
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