01x08
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                                      ACT FOUR

               INT. HESTER'S BASEMENT - LATE AFTERNOON

               As before. Hester tosses the spell aside. She and Silas run
               to each other and embrace. They kiss, long and hard. The two
               love-locked vampires twirl into the basement wall, and Silas
               slides his hands under Hester's shirt. Her hands go into his
               pants pockets. Silas breaks their kiss and rests his head
               against Hester's.

                                   SILAS (CONT'D)
                         Did you miss me?

                                   HESTER
                         Every day. You?

                                   SILAS
                         Babe, I never stopped thinking
                         about you. Never. 

               Hester jumps up and wraps her legs around Silas's waist. He
               begins to lift her shirt over her head.

                                   TYLER
                         I can see this whole thing is about
                         to get real "fleshy", so me and my
                         British amigo will be on our way
                         just as soon as someone sees to the
                         "We're tied up" issue.

                                   LON
                         Yes, quite.

               The vampire couple turn to their captives.

                                   SILAS
                         You brought me a snack? How sweet!

                                   HESTER
                         Seems to have worked out that way.

                                   SILAS
                         We should probably eat before we
                         play.

                                   HESTER 
                             (pouts)
                         They'll still be here later!

                                   SILAS
                         Yeah, but it's best to play it
                         safe.
                         Besides, being in a non-corporeal
                         limbo really builds one's appetite. 

               Hester relents, and the vampires turn to their captives;
               Hester goes back to Tyler, presumably to finish what she
               started, and Silas comes up behind Lon, so he and his lover
               can watch each other while they eat. 

                                   TYLER
                         Told you she'd kill me either way.

                                   LON
                             (annoyed)
                         You're just like Mike, always
                         anxious to get the last word in.

                                   TYLER
                         Well, since these are going to be
                         my last words, yeah, I'm a little
                         anxious!

               Hester rolls her eyes.

                                   HESTER
                             (annoyed)
                         Usually our food doesn't talk this
                         much.

                                   SILAS
                         Don't worry about it, baby. All the
                         talking will make their blood
                         warmer. 

                                   LON
                         Now look what you've done.

                                   TYLER
                         Yeah, yeah, blame it on Tyler. He
                         doesn't have superpowers, he can't
                         do anything about it.

               Hester WHACKS Tyler in the back of the head.

                                   HESTER
                         You will shut up while we eat! It's
                         very distracting!

                                   TYLER
                         Well, I'm sorry!

               Suddenly the door to the basement EXPLODES open. Frank,
               Tamsin, Vi, and Mike rush in to the basement, ready for
               battle.

                                   TAMSIN 
                             (to Frank)
                         Why can't you ever just open a
                         door? Do you always have to kick it
                         in?

                                   FRANK
                         It looks cool! Plus, it catches the
                         bad guys off guard.

                                   VI
                         I'm sure this little dialogue
                         hasn't given them enough time to
                         recover or anything.

               The team re-focuses. 

                                   FRANK
                         Okay, vamps, let Lon go--
                             (realizes who is in the
                              room)
                         Tyler? What are you doing here? Are
                         you okay?

                                   TYLER
                         I'm fine, Frank. Except for the
                         whole hanging from a pipe being fed
                         on by a vampire thing.

                                   MIKE
                             (re: Silas)
                         What the hell?! Didn't we kill this
                         one already? 

                                   FRANK
                         That's not fair! The good guys
                         never get to come back from the
                         dead.

                                   VI
                         That's not true. I happen to know a
                         Slayer--

               Silas and Hester have released Lon and Tyler and adopted
               fighting position.

                                   SILAS
                         Come on, guys. You're interrupting
                         my "Welcome back to life" party!

                                   HESTER
                         And I worked so hard to set it up.

                                   LON
                         She certainly did. Look at these
                         decorations.

               Lon nods his head to indicate the summoning circle, where we
               see the lamb's body is no longer there, presumably consumed
               in the ritual. 

                                   FRANK
                         Let our friends go.

                                   SILAS
                         And what? You're gonna let us
                         leave?

                                   FRANK
                         Well, no. We're gonna kill you
                         either way.

                                   TYLER
                         There's been a lot of that going
                         around today.

               Tired of negotiations and chit-chat, Hester VAMPS OUT again
               and dives at Vi. The young Slayer catches most of the weight
               of the attacking vamp, but they fall in a tangled heap to the
               ground. 

               Meanwhile, Silas rushes forward, grabs Mike by his arm and
               tosses him across the basement. Mike SHOUTS in surprise and
               rolls across the concrete floor, landing near Tyler.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                             (looking down)
                         See if you can get these handcuffs
                         off me.

                                   MIKE
                             (in pain; annoyed)
                         Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking.

                                   TYLER
                         Great! Now about these cuffs.

               Across the basement, Silas has engaged Tamsin and Frank and
               is fighting ably. He counters a punch from Tamsin and uses
               the momentum to kick Frank in the stomach, staggering him
               back a step. This allows Silas to direct all his attention on
               Tamsin. She has drawn a stake from her belt and stabs at him,
               but with a KICK, he sends the weapon scattering from her
               hand. 

                                   SILAS
                         Oh, no. Not getting caught with
                         that one again. 

               He grabs Tamsin's arm, and in a flash, has it bent behind her
               own back, holding her in front of him like a shield. 

                                   SILAS (CONT'D)
                         Hester, baby!

               Hester is holding Vi on the ground and has her face pressed
               against the Slayer's neck. As she prepares to bite, Vi KICKS
               her in the stomach. Hester is thrown off the ground,
               regaining her footing. Vi jumps at her again, and they
               grapple until Vi gains the upper hand. She pins Hester to the
               ground and draws out a stake. 

                                   VI
                         You'd better stay down.

               She raises the stake, and prepares to drop it, but:

                                   SILAS
                         Don't you dare, red.

               Vi turns. Silas has VAMPED OUT and is holding Tamsin's head
               to the side, exposing her neck. 

                                   SILAS (CONT'D)
                         You stab her, and your pretty
                         friend's gonna take her place.

                                   LON 
                             (nervous)
                         Tamsin...

               Vi, frustrated, hurls the stake across the room. She gets off
               Hester, who quickly runs to Silas's side. 

                                   SILAS
                         There wouldn't happen to be a
                         secret escape route out of this
                         place, would there, darling?

                                   HESTER
                         As a matter of fact...

               She leads Silas-- still holding Tamsin-- into the corner of
               the basement. She pulls aside a TARP, revealing a hidden
               TRAPDOOR. 

                                   SILAS
                             (smiling at Hester)
                         You think of everything!

               Hester opens the door and she and Silas descend. As Silas
               disappears into, presumably, the sewers, he throws Tamsin
               back up to the others. They escape, the trapdoor SLAMMING
               closed behind them. As soon as it does, Vi rushes over to
               Tamsin.

                                   VI
                         Are you okay?

               She helps Tamsin off the ground.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Just a bit of
                         damage to my ego.

               Mike, meanwhile, is working on Tyler's handcuffs, thin lines
               of red energy slicing through the chains.

                                   TYLER
                         You know, there was a guy at my
                         tenth birthday party who put his
                         handcuffed hands under a cloth, and
                         in ten seconds he'd broken free and
                         cuffed Jessica Randolph.

                                   MIKE 
                         Get me a cloth and a scholarship to
                         Magic Camp. 

                                   TYLER
                             (matter-of-fact)
                         They don't teach the handcuff trick
                         at magic camp. They only go up to
                         making every card in the deck the
                         same.

               Mike grins at Tyler.

                                   MIKE
                         You're a huge loser.

                                   TYLER
                         Then why am I getting so much more
                         laid than you are?

               Mike GRUNTS in acknowledgement. Finally he's CUT THROUGH
               Tyler's handcuffs, and they fall to the floor. Tyler rubs his
               wrists, which are raw and cut.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                             (sincere)
                         Thanks.

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah. 

               Meanwhile, Frank has crouched down behind Lon. He takes a
               knife from its place on his belt and cuts through Lon's
               restraints. Lon tries to stand, but has lost a lot of blood,
               and can't quite make it on his own. Frank steadies him.

                                   FRANK
                         What the hell happened to you?

                                   LON
                         She thought I should resurrect her
                         psychotic boyfriend, I disagreed. 

               Everyone joins Frank and Lon at the center of the basement to
               hear the story.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Lon, are you okay?

               She reaches out to touch Lon's cheek, and he winces and
               flinches away. 

                                   LON
                         Yeah, she just hit me a little. I'm
                         sure it looks worse than it is.

                                   TYLER
                         Like hell! You should have seen
                         him! I mean, I only got a little
                         glimpse, but from what I saw,
                         Hester put Lon through the ringer.
                         He's even got burn marks on him!

               Everyone takes stock of Lon's injuries, and there is indeed a
               large burn stripe across Lon's neck. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oh, god, your nose!

                                   LON
                         It's nothing. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Perhaps, if your name's Owen
                         Wilson!

               An awkward moment passes. No-one knows what to say. How do
               you comfort someone who's gone through what Lon has?

                                   FRANK 
                         We should, uh, we should get you to
                         the hospital.

                                   LON
                         Yeah. Wait! The resurrection spell.

               Lon weakly points to the floor where the spell parchment
               lays. Frank crosses over and picks it up.

                                   FRANK
                         Good thinking. We'll put this in
                         the vault.

               He motions to put it in his pocket.

                                   LON
                         No. 

               Frank pauses.

                                   LON (CONT'D)
                         It's too dangerous. 

                                   FRANK
                         But it may be of some use--

                                   LON
                             (firmly)
                         No.

               Seeing Lon's convention, Frank nods. He pulls out a lighter,
               clicks it, and touches the flame to the corner of the paper.
               The brittle, ancient paper instantly burst into flames. Frank
               drops it. It is totally incinerated before it even hits the
               ground. Lon sighs.

               The team heads to the doorway, but Lon stumbles and almost
               falls. Mike catches him. 

                                   MIKE
                         I got him. You guys pull the car
                         up.

               The rest of the team go on. Mike and Lon slowly make their
               way to the door.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         You withstood all that torture?

                                   LON
                         Indeed.

                                   MIKE
                         What finally made you crack?

                                   LON
                         She said she'd kill Tyler if I
                         didn't do what she wanted. I
                         couldn't let myself be responsible
                         for that.

               Mike looks shocked.

                                   MIKE
                             (emotional)
                         I'm really sorry.

                                   LON
                         For what?

                                   MIKE
                         This whole thing was my fault.

                                   LON
                         I don't see how that's--

                                   MIKE
                         If I hadn't picked that fight with
                         you last night, you wouldn't have
                         stormed out and you wouldn't have
                         gotten kidnapped.

                                   LON
                         It it's not your fault Hester's
                         insane. You're not responsible.

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah, I am. 

               They carry on their slow trek in silence. 

                                   LON
                         So how did you find us?

                                   MIKE
                         Oh, you know. A little detective
                         work, a little interrogation...
                             (quietly)
                         A little tracking spell...

                                   LON 
                             (surprised)
                         Oh.

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah. It took a little effort, and
                         we had to pluck your hairbrush--
                         you know, you really need to clean
                         that out every now and then.

               They've stopped walking now, and are standing in the middle
               of the basement. 

                                   LON
                         Thank you.

                                   MIKE
                         You're welcome.

               They regard each other for the moment, reflecting on the
               things each other has done this day. Lon extends his hand.
               Mike slowly takes it, and they shake.

                                   LON
                         Truce?

                                   MIKE
                             (smiling faintly)
                         Truce.

               Shouldering Lon's weight again, Mike begins to lead the way
               out of the basement.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         You know, truce or not, I'm
                         probably still going to rag on you
                         some. In case you hadn't noticed,
                         I'm kind of a dick.

               They exit.

                                   LON (V.O.)
                             (with mock surprise)
                         You? No! 

                                                              BLACKOUT.



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