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               EXT. FRANK'S SUV - NIGHT

               The gang is sitting as before. 

                                   LON
                         Did you hear something?

               Mike and Tamsin lean in toward the front seat.

                                   FRANK
                         I didn't hear anything. And neither
                         did you. The bug's out. 
                             (sarcastically)
                         Remember? 

               Lon gives Frank an annoyed look.

                                   LON
                         That's not what I meant. I heard
                         something from inside the house.

               Mike looks to Lon.

                                   MIKE
                         What are you, dude? A bat?

                                   TAMSIN
                             (reaching up to pat Lon's
                              arm)
                         No, he's just an overly concerned
                         Watcher with an over-active
                         imagination.

               Lon looks to Tamsin.

                                   LON
                             (offended)
                         I do not have an over-active
                         imagination and I am not overly
                         concerned. I am the perfect amount
                         of 'concerned' deeming the
                         circumstances. And I did hear
                         something.
                             (beat)
                         I'm going in.

               Lon grabs the door's handle. Frank grabs him by the arm.

                                   FRANK
                         Five more minutes.

                                   LON
                         She could be dead in five minutes!

                                   FRANK
                         Relax, she's probably got that boy
                         right where she wants him.

               Lon sits back, crosses his arms and huffs. Off his concerned
               face we:

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. CARLTON'S LIVING ROOM

               Carlton stands over the lifeless body of Vi.

                                   CARLTON
                             (to Nash and Pogue)
                         You two get the body out of here. I
                         don't care what you do with it,
                         just make sure it won't be traced
                         back here.

               Nash and Pogue move forward and pick up Vi's body, Nash
               grabbing her feet and Pogue her arms. They take Vi's body and
               drag it out of the room. 

               When they leave, heading towards the basement, Carlton begins
               to straighten up the living room, sifting through the broken
               table parts for salvageable goods. There's a LOUD CRASH and a
               THUMP from the back rooms.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                             (shouting)
                         Be careful, dammit! 

               Carlton picks up a broken picture frame. CU on picture. The
               picture is of a younger Carlton dressed in graduation robes.
               An older man stands beside him smiling proudly.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                             (to himself, as he holds
                              up the broken picture
                              frame)
                         Didn't think this one through,
                         Dad...

                                   VI (O.S.)
                         Well, that's definitely true.

               Carlton spins around, and the CAMERA FOLLOWS, revealing Vi
               standing upright and very much alive in the living room.
               Carlton rises quickly. 

                                   CARLTON
                         What the...?

                                   VI
                         Next time you try to poison some
                         one, watch to make sure that she
                         actually drinks the poison.
                             (beat)
                         By the way, there's a wet spot
                         behind that chair that you're gonna
                         want to clean up.
                             (beat)
                         That is, if you still feel like it
                         after I'm done kicking your ass.

               Carlton looks puzzled for a moment, but then shakes his head.

                                   CARLTON
                         You don't know what you've got
                         yourself into.

               He looks over her shoulder. Vi turns and sees Nash and Pogue.
               But now they've revealed their true selves: They're vampires!
               Their fangs are out and they're growling quietly at Vi.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         Now my boys are gonna kill you. And
                         when they're done... 
                             (with a smile)
                         ...you're gonna wish you drank that
                         wine instead of staining my carpet
                         with it.

               Nash and Pogue leap at Vi. She drops, rolling across the
               floor and out of their way. Carlton looks surprised.

                                   VI 
                             (standing up)
                         Okay...

               She moves into a fighting stance as Nash charges at her. 

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                             (irritated)
                         Dressing like a whore, that was
                         weird.

               Vi sweeps Nash's leg out from under him. He falls to the
               ground. Immediately, Pogue rushes at Vi, growling, teeth
               bared. Vi somersaults backwards, over Nash, and grabs Pogue
               by the throat.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         Getting picked up on the street by
                         a sleazy drug-dealer who has a duo
                         of punk vampire flunkies-- that was
                         new.

               With a quick snap of her leg, Vi knocks a piece of splintered
               coffee table up in the air and catches it with her free hand. 

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         But this...

               She jabs it into Pogue's chest and he DUSTS in her hand.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         This I am good at.

               Vi leaves Nash on the floor and walks towards Carlton, who
               backs up as she draws closer.

                                   CARLTON
                         How did you... who are you?

                                   VI
                         I'm Vi. The Vampire Slayer.

                                   CARLTON
                         I thought... I thought the Slayer
                         was some blonde girl?

                                   VI
                         Well, when I say "the,"...

               Vi jumps into the air with a flip and lands in front of
               Carlton, who, startled, falls down on the ground.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         ...I'm being kind of misleading.

               Vi approaches Carlton. He reaches behind him pulling out a
               GUN from the back of his jeans. He levels it at her.

                                   CARLTON
                         You might have super-strength, but
                         something tells me that you can't
                         stop bullets.

               Vi gasps. Carlton PULLS BACK the hammer of the gun as we:

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                  END OF ACT THREE
                                      ACT FOUR

                                                               FADE IN:

               INT. CARLTON'S LIVING ROOM

               Carlton is on the floor, a pistol trained on Vi.

                                   CARLTON
                             (to Nash)
                         Nash. Take care of her friends out
                         front. Black SUV.

               Nash moves to the living room door. 

               Vi turns her head slightly, squinting expectantly as she
               anticipates being shot.

               Suddenly the door to the living room BURSTS in, flying off
               its hinges and pinning Nash to the floor. Frank, Lon, and
               Mike rush into the room, Frank with his sawed-off shotgun in
               hand. Distracted, Carlton turns to face them.

               Vi takes advantage of the commotion to KICK the gun from
               Carlton's grip. It flies across the room.

                                   VI
                             (to Frank)
                         What are you doing!?

                                   FRANK
                         We heard crashes, so Lon demanded
                         we come to the rescue.

                                   MIKE
                         It was a cavalry sort of thing.

                                   VI
                         Well I had it handled!

               Frank turns to Lon and gives him an "I told you so" look. Lon
               rolls his eyes.

               Carlton takes his moment and lunges forward, knocking Lon and
               Mike over as he dives at their legs. He snatches his gun from
               the floor and runs from the room.

               Vi and Frank rush to follow him, but Nash finally throws the
               door from his body, hitting the back of Frank's legs. Frank
               falls over, the gun spinning from his hands, as Vi spins
               around to engage Nash. 

                                   NASH
                         That door hurt, little girl!

               He swings at Vi. She catches the blow with her arm and
               strikes at him, but he blocks and kicks her in the stomach,
               knocking her back into the wall.

                                   VI
                         It was their fault! They kicked the
                         door in!

               Nash punches at Vi, but she ducks, and the vampire's hand
               goes THROUGH THE WALL behind her. He struggles to free his
               hand, and in that window of opportunity, Vi spins around to
               Nash's back and pushes his head THROUGH THE WALL as well. 

               With a kick to his back, she dislodges him from the wall and
               knocks him to the ground. One cartwheel backwards to the pile
               of coffee table parts, and she's armed with a jagged splinter
               of wood. 

               Nash stands up and brushes himself off.
                                        NASH
                              Okay, now you're in for--

               He finally notices the stake in Vi's hand. After a beat, he
               turns and buggers off. 

               Vi takes one step forward and throws the stake, javelin
               style, through Nash. He DUSTS, scattering his ashes across
               the hallway and kitchen floor. 

               Vi turns around to help Frank off the ground. Lon and Mike
               have also gotten up, and they look around the destroyed
               living room.

                                   MIKE
                             (lightly)
                         So. How's it going?

                                   VI
                             (annoyed)
                         What the hell? It was under
                         control.

                                   FRANK
                         And I knew you could handle
                         yourself, but Little Miss Worry
                         Pants back here-- 
                             (pointing his thumb at
                              Lon)
                         --decided that nooo, you probably
                         needed our help. So here we come,
                         storming in here, to get our asses
                         kicked by some vamped-out Boom Boom
                         Huck Jam tour reject.

                                   LON
                             (shrugging)
                         I was concerned.

               Vi looks around.

                                   VI
                         Where'd Carlton go?

               The men look around, puzzled. Vi races from the room. The men
               move to follow.

                                   MIKE
                             (to Frank)
                         Boom Boom Huck Jam? That was a good
                         one.

                                   FRANK
                             (smirking)
                         I thought so.

               As they exit we:

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. CARLTON'S HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER

               Carlton emerges from his bedroom, running. He zips up the
               sports bag he's carrying and runs to the basement door. He
               fiddles nervously with the doorknob, finally managing to open
               it. He runs down the stairs.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. CARLTON'S BASEMENT - CONTINUOUS

               Carlton hurries down the basement stairs, running to the
               cage. He scoops up some of the purple orbs. Pixie SQUEALS.

                                   TAMSIN (V.O.)
                         I don't know what you think you're
                         doing--

               Carlton spins around. 

               ANGLE ON: The back of the basement. Tamsin stands behind the
               table Carlton previously sorted the orbs on, her arms
               crossed.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         --but I'm pretty sure you're about
                         to have a change of plans.

                                   CARLTON
                         How... where'd you...?

               The door to the basement CRASHES open, and Frank, Lon, Mike,
               and Vi run down the stairs, cornering Carlton. The trapped
               kingpin backs up slowly, headed towards Pixie's cage, never
               letting his eyes leave the team.

                                   FRANK
                         You've got nowhere to go, son.

                                   LON
                         Just come quietly.

               Carlton shakes his head.

                                   CARLTON
                         Who are you people?

                                   MIKE
                             (seriously)
                         We're the A-Team.

               A beat. Everyone-- Carlton and the team-- give Mike a look.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                             (shrugging)
                         How many chances am I going to get?

               Back to the business at hand. Frank begins to make his way
               down the stairs. Carlton notices and reaches behind him to
               his belt.

                                   CARLTON
                         You get back!

               Frank slows, but doesn't stop. 

                                   FRANK
                         It's all over, Carlton. You're
                         surrounded, there's nowhere to go.
                         Just come with us.

               Suddenly the hand Carlton moved behind himself whips forward.
               In his hand, he's holding his gun. He THUMBS BACK the hammer,
               with the associated CLICK, and points the weapon alternately
               at the guys on the stairs and Tamsin on the ground. 

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         The crazy vampire just had to lose
                         my gun.

               Carlton begins to back up again.

                                   CARLTON
                         Yeah. Now the power's flipped, huh?
                         All of a sudden I'm in control. 

               Frank starts to move down the stairs again, and Carlton turns
               the gun on Tamsin.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         Don't-- don't move! Come closer and
                         I'll shoot her!

               Frank stops moving and puts up his hands. Lon gives his
               sister a panicked look, but she waves her hand at him in an
               "I'll-be-fine" gesture.

                                   FRANK
                         Okay. Okay. We're all still. Let's
                         just not do anything stupid.

                                   CARLTON 
                             (laughs)
                         Stupid? Stupid?! What are you
                         talking about? I've got a drug
                         empire built on an untraceable
                         substance, a never ending supply of
                         product, and the only gun in the
                         room.

               Carlton backs up until he hits the cage Pixie is in.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         Which one of us is stupid now--

               As soon as he hits the bar, Pixie's arm WHIPS out of the
               cage, grabs Carlton's throat, and JERKS. There's a sickening
               CRUNCH, his head rolls back too far, and Pixie lets go.
               Carlton's dead weight collapses on the ground with a THUD.

               Immediately, the gang runs down the stairs. Frank kicks
               Carlton's gun away, just in case, and feels the man's neck. 

               Lon rushes to Tamsin and hugs her.

                                   LON
                         Are you okay?

                                   TAMSIN
                         Yeah, yeah.

               She laughs and gently moves Lon away.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         Yeah, I'm fine, you little doofus.
                         He didn't actually shoot me.

               Meanwhile, Vi and Mike are admiring Pixie from outside her
               cage. 

                                   VI
                         It's so pretty...

               She reaches out to pet Pixie, but Frank grabs her arm.

                                   FRANK
                         What are you doing?!

               Lon walks up and appraises the demon.

                                   LON
                         No, no. It's a Silver Juntau demon.
                         She can touch it.

               Frank does not look convinced.

                                   FRANK
                         It just broke a man's neck. Why
                         would she touch it?

                                   LON
                         These types of creatures are very
                         intelligent, and they're not
                         usually violent.

               Frank lets go of Vi's arm and she pets Pixie, who purrs like
               a lion which has swallowed a bass drum.

                                   MIKE 
                             (looking at Carlton's
                              body)
                         Well, Lonnie--
                             (annoyed look from Lon)
                         --I'm looking at some fairly
                         compelling evidence that says
                         you're wrong about the violent
                         part.

               Lon thinks briefly.

                                   LON
                         You're right. Something is wrong
                         here. 

               He looks around as Vi continues to pet Pixie. Tamsin walks up
               and joins in, eliciting more PURRS. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         It's so soft.

                                   LON 
                             (stooping down in front of
                              the cage)
                         "It" is a she.

               Mike leans down to try to see under the demon, presumably
               thinking that's what Lon did.

                                   FRANK
                         How can you tell?

               Lon picks up one of Pixie's purple orbs off the ground and
               holds it up in the air. Pixie gives an irritated HUFF.

                                   LON
                         This, ladies and gentlemen, is an
                         egg.

               Everyone looks horrified.

                                   TAMSIN
                         An egg? This guy was slipping
                         people demon... fetuses?

                                   LON
                         Not exactly. No male. The eggs were
                         unfertilized. But still, the
                         maternal instinct took over our
                         pretty demon here. All she saw was
                         a man tampering with her offspring.

               Gently, Lon sets the egg back down on the ground.

                                   MIKE
                         So what are we gonna do with her?

                                   LON
                         They're no threat to humans. They
                         live in secluded places. We could
                         just let her go.

               Frank nods and searches the basement. Finally he finds the
               key to the cell, on the back wall of the basement. He tosses
               the keys to Lon, who catches them and quickly works the lock
               on the cage. 

               Vi and Tamsin step back as Pixie emerges from the cage,
               looking around. Frank opens the back door of the basement,
               which leads to the backyard.

               Pixie, fur patched with purple eggs, scoops up the eggs on
               the floor of the basement and sticks them to her fur. She
               then RUNS MADLY out of the basement and into the yard, headed
               towards the woods.

               The team stands in silence, watching the beautiful animal run
               away. Frank is the first one to snap into business mode.

                                   FRANK
                         Well, let's clean this place up.
                             (beat)
                         And somebody find my gun.

               As the gang mobilizes, we:

                                                           DISSOLVE TO:

               INT. ROUNDHOUSE - NIGHT

               LOUD MUSIC plays as DOZENS OF PEOPLE mill about, some
               dancing, others drinking. Tamsin is dancing in the center of
               a large group, while Tyler, Vi, Mike, and CALLIE sit at the
               bar together.

                                   MIKE
                             (leaning in to Tyler)
                         Enjoying your date? 

                                   TYLER
                         I have to say I didn't envision
                         bringing along a gay man and his
                         hag.

               Vi leans across Mike.

                                   VI
                         I am not a hag!

               Callie watches this.

                                   CALLIE
                         Tyler, your friends are weird. 

                                   MIKE
                             (chuckle)
                         We're weird? We didn't spend the
                         whole weekend after Charlton Heston
                         died watching all the Planet of the
                         Apes movies while sitting on the
                         couch eating Cheez-It's in our
                         underwear. 

               Callie LAUGHS and slaps Tyler on the arm. 

               Tyler gives Mike a pained look.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                             (patting Tyler on the
                              back)
                         Sorry, bud.

                                   TYLER 
                             (to Mike)
                         Take your stinking paws off me, you
                         damn dirty ape.

               Tyler cracks a smile as Rick brings three glasses of drink
               and a bottle of beer over to the group. 

                                   RICK
                         Here are your drinks, guys.

               Callie grabs Tyler's hand.

                                   CALLIE
                         Let's go dance.

               Tyler stands up and follows, being practically dragged by
               Callie.

                                   TYLER
                         Work, work, work.

               Mike and Vi begin to eye Rick.

                                   MIKE
                         So, Rick, lived here long?

                                   RICK
                         Couple months. I got laid off from
                         my job as a bouncer in a club
                         upstate and decided I'd try my hand
                         at running my own place. 

                                   VI
                         Oh, a bouncer. So you must be
                         pretty strong, huh?

                                   RICK
                         I, uh, yeah. I guess.

                                   MIKE
                         Let's see those guns.

               Rick looks embarrassed.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                             (encouragingly)
                         Come on!

               Rick puts his right arm up and flexes it, his bicep making a
               prominent bulge. Mike leans forward.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Damn!

               Uninvited, Mike reaches out and starts feeling Rick's flexed
               muscle. He turns to Vi, his expression that of a giddy school
               boy.

               Not to miss out on the action, Vi also leans on the bar.

                                   VI
                         What about the other one?

               Rick brings up his left arm and flexes. Vi grabs on to it.

                                   MIKE
                         Just exactly how strong, would you
                         say you are?

                                   RICK
                         Well, I don't know--

                                   VI
                         How much can you bench, is what I
                         think he's asking.

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah. 

                                   RICK
                         Um…

               Rick looks overwhelmed.

               Mike and Vi continue to interrogate Rick, hanging onto his
               arms as we:

                                                                CUT TO:

               EXT. LOCAL HOTEL - ESTABLISHING SHOT - NIGHT

               The hotel is simple and small, one of those three-story
               Holiday Inn type deals. A CAR drives out of the parking lot.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. HOTEL HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               Frank is walking through the hotel hallway. Tommy follows
               along behind him carrying a backpack, looking nervous.

                                   FRANK
                         Room 210. 

               Frank unlocks the door.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. HOTEL ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Frank flicks on the light. He looks around the nice hotel
               room, with a TV and a single bed.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Here you go, kid. It's not the
                         Ritz, but it's damn sure better
                         than an alleyway full of demons and
                         vampires.

               Tommy enters the room, looking around. He sits down on the
               bed and looks at Frank, his pack on the bed beside him.

                                   TOMMY
                         Thanks.

                                   FRANK
                         Don't mention it.

                                   TOMMY
                         No. Really. Thanks.
                             (beat)
                         It's been a long time since
                         someone's been nice to me.

               Frank reaches down and gives Tommy a pat on the shoulder.

                                   FRANK
                             (with a kind smile)
                          Hey, why don't you go in there--
                             (pointing to a door on the
                              side of the room)
                         --and get a shower. No offence, but
                         you really need one.

               Tommy nods and gives a smile.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         I'll check in on you tomorrow.

               Tommy nods again and enters the bathroom. Frank takes his
               wallet out of his back pocket and takes a few bills out,
               setting them down on the dresser. As he crosses back toward
               the door, he pauses at the bathroom door. 

               Hearing the shower, he moves quickly to Tommy's pack. Opening
               it, he looks inside. He quickly digs around, finding nothing
               but dirty clothing. He then spots something written in marker
               on the inside, "Property of Tommy Walker." He quickly closes
               the pack and moves to the door.

               He gives one more look around the room and leaves, closing
               the door behind him.

                                                                CUT TO:

               EXT. LOCAL HOTEL - NIGHT

               Frank exits the hotel, talking on his cell phone.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Hey, Tanya. It's Frank.
                             (beat)
                         Yeah, I know it's late. 
                             (beat)
                         I need a favor.

               Frank walks out of frame. After a lingering shot of the
               hotel, we:

                                                             BLACKOUT. 



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