01x06
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               INT. FRANK'S DINER - CONTINUOUS

               Lon is sitting at the counter looking through some files.
               Frank and Tommy enter from the kitchen. Lon looks at Tommy
               with a surprised expression as the boy comes around the
               counter.

                                   FRANK
                         Lon. This is Tommy. 

               Seeing Lon in his suit, Tommy eyes him suspiciously. Lon
               gives Frank a baleful look.

               Tommy sits down a few seats away from Lon and begins to eat
               from his box. Frank leans on the counter, leaning close to
               Lon. 

                                   LON
                             (quietly)
                         I certainly hope he's not staying.
                         Remember what happened the last
                         time we had unexpected guests? 

                                   FRANK
                             (quietly; firmly)
                         I don't want to hear it.

               Lon closes his mouth and shakes his head.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         How's it going with Vi?

                                   LON
                         I don't know. 

                                   FRANK
                         What do you mean you don't know?

                                   LON
                             (annoyed)
                         They won't let me in.

               Frank furrows his brow.

                                   FRANK
                         We'll see about that.
                             (nodding to Tommy)
                         Offer the kid some dessert. And be
                         nice.

               Frank walks from behind the counter.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                             (to Tommy)
                         Be right back.

               Tommy nods as Frank exits up the stairs.

               Lon rolls his eyes and looks to Tommy. He puts on a fake
               smile, which comes across more as creepy than friendly. He
               scoots a seat closer to Tommy.

                                   LON
                         Hello, young man. 

               Tommy stops eating and once again looks suspiciously at Lon.

                                   LON (CONT'D)
                             (enticingly)
                         Who wants sticky buns?

               For a moment, Lon continues to smile while Tommy continues to
               eye him.

                                   TOMMY
                         Perv.

               Tommy turns away and resumes eating. Off Lon's confused
               expression we:

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               Frank beats on Vi's door. Tamsin opens the door a crack.
               Frank moves to enter, but finds that Tamsin is firmly holding
               the door, blocking his entrance.

                                   TAMSIN
                         I said, "No!"

               Frank opens his mouth to argue, but Tamsin closes the door in
               his face. Frank frowns and turns to walk away as we:

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               INT. VI'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Vi sits in front of a large mirror, her hair pinned back out
               of her face. Tamsin crosses the room to stand behind her. She
               clutches a make-up bag in her hand. 

                                   VI
                             (pouting)
                         This stinks. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oh, stop whining.

                                   VI
                         Easy for you to say.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Yes. Yes it is.

                                   VI
                         You're not the one who has to sneak
                         into a drug ring.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Don't be silly. You're not going to
                         be sneaking in. 
                             (beat)
                         You're going to flirt your way in. 

                                   VI
                         Well, in that case...

               Tamsin spins Vi's chair away from the mirror to face her. She
               begins to apply heavy amounts of eye shadow to Vi.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Come on. You know this is going to
                         be fun.

                                   VI
                         Fun? I could die.

                                   TAMSIN
                         No you couldn't. Don't be
                         ridiculous.

                                   VI
                         Could so.

               Tamsin stops applying Vi's make-up.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Well, yes, technically, I suppose
                         so. But you fight vampires. You're
                         a Slayer. That's a hell of a lot
                         more dangerous than flirting with
                         some guy.

               Tamsin continues to apply the make-up.

                                   VI
                         Did you ever see "Scarface"?

                                   TAMSIN 
                             (duh)
                         Of course I did. I'm not Lon. 
                             (beat)
                         There.

               Vi smiles as Tamsin spins Vi back toward the mirror and steps
               back to admire her handy-work.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         What do you think?

               Vi looks at herself in the mirror. Her face reveals that she
               is not happy with the reflection looking back at her.

                                   VI
                         I look like a hooker.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (offended)
                         I'm not done yet.

                                   VI
                         So when you're done, I'm gonna look
                         less like a hooker?

                                   TAMSIN
                         Well, no. 
                             (quickly)
                         But you'll look like a really
                         expensive hooker.

               Vi nods. 

                                   VI
                         It's a shame my mother's not here
                         to see this. She'd be so proud. "My
                         little girl's grown up to be a
                         prostitute! My hopes, my dreams, my
                         prayers have been answered."

               It's Tamsin's turn to laugh as she opens the cap on a tube of
               red lipstick and rolls it out.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (smirking)
                         You just wait until you've seen
                         your outfit. Now pucker up.

               Vi deflates sadly as we:

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               EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT

               CU on a pair of high-heeled boots walking. "Sassy Thang" by X
               Quisite plays as the camera slowly PANS UP to reveal shapely
               legs wearing fishnet-stockings, a short denim microskirt, and
               a tight tank-top, the contents of which appear to have been
               artificially "enhanced". 

               PULL BACK to reveal Vi doing her best sexy strut. A couple of
               YOUNG GUYS leaning against the wall talking watch her as she
               passes by. One of them wolf-whistles at her. 

               Vi stops walking, rolls her eyes in an irritated fashion, and
               then continues on her way.

                                   VI 
                             (muttering)
                         ...so freaking cold...

                                   FRANK
                             (filtered, over earpiece)
                         Hang in there, kiddo.

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               INT. FRANK'S SUV - CONTINUOUS

               From inside the vehicle's interior and over Frank's shoulder,
               camera shot of Vi walking up ahead of the car on the opposite
               side of the street.

                                   FRANK (V.O.)
                         You should have contact with the
                         target soon. 

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               EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS

               FRANK'S SUV and be seen behind Vi, following, but not too
               closely. Vi continues walking.

                                   VI
                             (quietly)
                         I'd better. These boot are killing
                         me.

               Vi looks down, watching her stylish stiletto leather boots as
               they move under her. She doesn't see the man coming from
               around the corner until she's already bumped into him. 

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         Oh, sorry, I didn't--

               She stops short. The man she's bumped into is CARLTON. 

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                             (suddenly sexy)
                         Oh. Hi.

                                   CARLTON
                         Sorry about that.

                                   VI
                         Oh, no, it was my fault. I really
                         should watch-- 
                             (she blatantly looks
                              Carlton up and down)
                         --where I'm going.

               Carlton returns Vi's check-out, liking what he sees.

                                   CARLTON
                         Naw, naw. Totally my bad.

               Vi giggles and shifts her weight to one leg, accentuating her
               hip.

                                   VI
                         I was just trying-- I mean, it gets
                         scary out here at night. All alone.

                                   CARTLON
                         I can understand that.

                                   VI
                         I was just thinking about how I
                         wished I had someone to keep me
                         company out here. You know?

               Vi gives Carlton a half-wink. He grins.

                                   CARLTON
                         Yeah, baby. I know what you mean.
                         You wanna come back to my place?
                         I can keep you company there. It's
                         nice and safe.

                                   VI
                         Mmm, sounds nice.

               They lock hands and walk off together. We linger on the now
               empty sidewalk. After a beat, Frank's SUV drives past,
               following the two.

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               INT. CARLTON'S HOUSE - LATER

                                   CARLTON
                         Guys. 
                             (beat; they don't react)
                         Guys!

               Nash and Pogue snap to attention. Carlton puts his arm around
               Vi's waist.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         This is Vi. She's gonna be hanging
                         out with us tonight. 

               Nash and Pogue grin.  

                                   POGUE
                         Awesome!

               Nash doesn't speak, but the leer he gives Vi speaks volumes.

               Vi puts on a brave face as we:

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               INT. FRANK'S SUV - NIGHT

               Frank and Lon sit in the front seat, with Tamsin and Mike in
               the back. Frank and Lon are wearing headphones, the big
               covers-your-ears type. Each of them has one ear covered, the
               other open, so they can listen in on Vi's conversation and
               hear the goings-on around them at the same time. Tamsin
               doesn't look happy. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         I never get to sit in the front.

                                   LON
                         Shh.

                                   TAMSIN 
                             (beat)
                         But it's not fair. 

                                   FRANK
                         Calm down.

               The team sits in silence for a beat.

                                   TAMSIN
                         This is sexism. 

                                   FRANK
                             (huff)
                         It's not.

                                   TAMSIN
                         All the big strong men up front,
                         all the little girls sitting in the
                         back.

               Mike looks over at Tamsin, indignant. 

                                   MIKE
                         Hey! All man here, sister!

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oh, cool it, ya sissy. 

               The car falls quiet. Lon and Frank stare into the distance,
               listening to the earphones.

                                   LON
                         I can't hear anything.

                                   FRANK
                         Ssh.

                                   LON
                         What? There's no sound. I can't
                         hear anything and neither can you.

                                   FRANK
                         I might be able to hear something
                         if you'd shut your trap.

               Lon tosses his headphones against the dashboard, turning
               around in his seat to harangue Tamsin. 

                                   LON 
                         The listening device you planted on
                         her isn't working.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oh, sure, blame the girl. 
                             (beat)
                         It was working earlier. It probably
                         fell off.

                                   LON
                         Planting the bug was your job. You
                         were supposed to hide it in her
                         clothes.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Well, you didn't exactly give me a
                         lot of clothes to pick from, did
                         you, you limey old perv?

               Lon is flustered. 

                                   LON
                             (to himself)
                         Why does everyone keep calling me
                         that?
                             (to Tamsin)
                         And I don't like what I've just
                         been accused of!

                                   TAMSIN
                         Tough!

               As they continue to argue, the camera slowly PULLS BACK, away
               from them, OUT OF THE CAR, ACROSS THE STREET, and BACK INTO
               CARLTON'S WINDOW. 

               INT. CARLTON'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

               Carlton himself is standing there, looking out at the car,
               where the outlines of the occupants can clearly be seen
               arguing. Vi sits in a recliner just in front of him facing
               Nash and Pogue.

                                   CARLTON
                             (to Vi)
                         I've got to check on something in
                         the basement... be right back.
                             (to Nash and Pogue)
                         You guys keep the lady company for
                         me.

               Nash and Pogue nod, both smiling at Vi like they could eat
               her up. Vi doesn't look happy to be left alone with these two
               but puts on a brave smile.

                                   VI
                         Don't take too long, baby.

               Carlton walks through the hallway and opens a small door.
               Behind the door are a set of stairs. Carlton heads down the
               stairs, closing the door behind him and forcing a: 

                                                             BLACK OUT:

               INT. CARLTON'S BASEMENT - CONTINUOUS

               It is pitch black. CU on a bare light bulb as it flicks on.

               Carlton walks down the stairs presumedly talking to himself.

                                   CARLTON
                         Looks like my new playmate is not
                         who she says she is.

               Carlton reaches the bottom of the stairs. The camera follows
               him as he crosses the room.

               He stops, apparently talking to some one, or something. 

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         But like dad always says, "Don't
                         mix business with pleasure."
                             (beat)
                         "And when a problem comes up...

               The SHADOW of an unseen beast cast on the wall behind him.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         ...deal with it."

               CU on Carlton's sinister smile as we:

                                                         FADE TO BLACK.



                                   END OF ACT TWO
                                          
                                      ACT THREE

                                                               FADE IN:

               CLOSE ON:

               A BEAUTIFUL DEMON we'll call PIXIE. She's quadrupedal, with
               long, silvery fur, purple glowing eyes, and rounded teeth
               that jut out of her mouth because of a small overbite. Pixie
               is covered in small purple orbs which cling to her fur. She
               makes a musical BAYING, like a higher-pitch whale song, as
               she paces back and forth. We PULL BACK TO:

               INT. CARLTON'S BASEMENT

               ...reveal that Pixie is trapped in a huge steel cage, padding
               across the cold rock floor of the basement. Purple orbs are
               scattered on the ground in front of the cage, clearly having
               fallen off Pixie's fur. Carlton stands in front of her,
               watching her move.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         Oh, now that's a good girl. Making
                         more orbs for daddy? Who's a good
                         girl?

               Pixie SQUEALS with alarm as Carlton sweeps up the orbs from
               the floor of her cage and carries the handfuls to a table in
               the back. 

               Carlton spreads the orbs out on the table and digs around in
               the basement until he gets to a cardboard box. He opens the
               box, and we can see that it's filled with identical purple
               balls. He places the box at the edge of the table and sweeps
               the balls into the box. He then closes the lid and tapes it
               closed.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         That's another full box, girl.
                         You're doing real good. But...

               Carlton approaches the cage and reaches in, grabbing a
               handful of orbs on Pixie's hair. He RIPS them off her,
               causing her to SHRIEK. Carlton slips the orbs into his pocket
               and turns around, heading to the stairs.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         I'm gonna need to borrow these.

               Carlton heads up the stairs, leaving Pixie CAWING in her
               cage.

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               INT. CARLTON'S KITCHEN - LATER

               Carlton takes a glass out of a cabinet and sets it on the
               counter, next to a bottle of wine. He pours the wine into the
               glass, then reaches into his pocket.

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               INT. CARLTON'S LIVING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER

               Vi sits on one side of the room, Nash and Pogue on the other.
               Nash and Pogue are laughing. Vi laughs as well, an uncertain,
               false laugh. God bless her, she's trying her best. Their
               laughter fades out and Pogue eyes Vi.

                                   POGUE
                         So... are you, like, Carlton's...
                         date?

                                   VI
                         Oh, um, I don't...

                                   POGUE
                         'Cause if not, I was thinking me
                         and you could maybe... hang out
                         some time?

               Nash slaps Pogue on the side.

                                   POGUE (CONT'D)
                         Oh, yeah, me and you and Nash. All
                         three of us.

               Pogue and Nash smile lustfully at Vi. A disgusted look
               crosses her face.

                                   VI
                         That... uh... is...

                                   CARLTON (O.S.)
                         Come on, guys.

               Carlton emerges from the kitchen, holding a tray. On the tray
               are three plastic cups and a glass, each filled with wine. 

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         We talked about this. Keep it in
                         your pants.

               He puts the tray down on the table.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                             (to Vi; with a wink)
                         Miss me, babe?

               Vi smiles back at Carlton as we:

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               INT. FRANK'S SUV - NIGHT

               Frank and Lon have taken off their earphones. Mike and Tamsin
               sit silently in the backseat.

                                   TAMSIN 
                             (to Mike)
                         Where's Tyler?

                                   FRANK 
                         (over his shoulder)
                         Seeing as how he lacks superpowers,
                         I put him somewhere he could do
                         some good. 
                             (to Mike)
                         You told him about the computer
                         maintenance I wanted him to do?

                                   MIKE 
                             (looking away)
                         Um, yeah, uh, I made sure he'd be
                         busy all night.

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               INT. FRANK'S DINER - CONTINUOUS

               CU of Tyler, a look of concentration on his face as he rubs
               his temples.

               CU on a small stack of college text books on the counter; Art
               History, Advanced English. 

               Tyler sits at the counter, pouring over yet another textbook.
               He holds a calculator in one hand and a pencil in the other. 

                                   TYLER
                         Dammit!

               He throws the pencil to the table and slams the calculator
               down, looking at the piece of paper in front of him
               carefully.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D) 
                             (mumbling)
                         Stupid Mike and his stupid
                         homework... and his stupid
                         blackmail...

               Tyler picks up the pencil and starts to write.

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               INT. FRANK'S SUV - CONTINUOUS

               As before.

                                   LON 
                             (worried)
                         She's been in there a long time...

                                   FRANK
                         Don't worry about it.

                                   LON
                         What if she's hurt?

                                   FRANK
                         Don't worry about it.

                                   LON
                         She could be in danger-- she could
                         have been shot!

                                   FRANK
                         Listen. You've never been on an
                         undercover mission. I have. Trust
                         me, when things go wrong, they tend
                         to go wrong in a huge way.

               Lon does not look reassured.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         I mean, there would be explosions
                         and screaming. 

               Tamsin and Mike give each other sour looks.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Generally, but not always, you'd
                         get your red alarm-lights, your
                         beeping klaxxons, and then one of
                         your buddies would get shot. 
                             (with a gleam in his eye)
                         Not too bad, understand, but in the
                         leg, so you'd have to run back to
                         him and carry him over your
                         shoulder...

               Silence. Tamsin and Lon look sick. Frank smiles faintly,
               reminiscing about old times. Mike shifts in his seat
               uncomfortably.

                                   MIKE 
                             (beat)
                         I need to pee.

                                   LON
                         Excuse me, Frank, if I don't have
                         your military experience, but Vi is
                         my Slayer. I'm charged with
                         protecting her. That means
                         something to me. She's not a
                         soldier.

                                   FRANK
                         She's a hell of a lot stronger than
                         any soldier. She'll be fine.

                                   LON
                         Well, forgive me for not finding
                         your war stories very comforting. I
                         think we should go in.

                                   FRANK
                         And ruin any shot we have at
                         catching him in the act?

                                   LON
                         In the act?! We don't have audio
                         anymore! We can't 'catch him in the
                         act' of anything?
                             (beat; sarcastically)
                         He's quiet. Oh! He's quiet again!

                                   FRANK
                             (annoyed)
                         Vi can catch him. She can handle
                         herself. And she'd be pissed off at
                         you if we broke in on her right in
                         the middle of a job. 

                                   LON 
                             (beat)
                         All right. But fifteen more minutes
                         and I'm going in.

               Frank nods and leans back in his seat. 

                                   MIKE 
                             (beat)
                         So I should just, like, hold it,
                         then?

               Lon rolls his eyes.

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               INT. CARLTON'S LIVING ROOM

               Carlton has finished passing out the drinks. He sets the tray
               down on the coffee table and raises his cup. 

                                   CARLTON
                         A toast, lady and gentlemen?

               Nash and Pogue raise their glasses, laughing stupidly. Vi
               hesitantly follows suit.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                                 To doing business.

               He drinks. Vi, Nash, and Pogue drink as well. Each of them
               sets their glass down on the coffee table. Carlton eyes Vi.

               CU on Vi's glass. Carlton, in the BG, eyes it.

               After a moment, Vi clutches her throat. 

                                   VI 
                             (sickly)
                         I don't feel...

               She stands up and stumbles across the living room. Carlton
               grins. Nash and Pogue watch carefully. 

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         Can't breathe...

               Vi falls over, through the coffee table, and hits the ground.
               Carlton steps over her.

                                   NASH
                         What's goin' on, dude?

                                   CARLTON
                         Something tells me this little girl
                         here didn't come around just
                         because she finds me charming. 
                             (beat)
                         I think maybe she's a narc.

               He bends at the knee to look into Vi's eyes. 

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                             (to Vi)
                         Did you like your drink? I gave it
                         a little extra kick.

               He peers in closer.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                             (with fake concern)
                         May have put a little too much in 
                         there, though. 

               Carlton reaches into his pocket and pulls out a purple orb.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         Take one, you have a pleasant
                         little trip. Take five or six
                         and... well.

               Vi's face is full of fear, she looks toward the window.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         Don't worry about your friends
                         outside. We'll take care of them
                         too.

               We SLOWLY CLOSE ON Vi as she clutches at her throat, choking.
               Her body twitches, her legs vibrating wildly, and her eyes
               roll up in her head.

               Vi stops twitching. Her eyes are closed and her face is
               motionless. Carlton straightens up and wipes his hands on his
               pants.

                                   CARLTON (CONT'D)
                         Shame. She was hot. 

               CU on Vi's motionless face as we:

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