01x05
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               INT. ROUNDHOUSE - CONTINUOUS

               Mike and Tyler sit, commiserating. "I Will Survive" by Gloria
               Gaynor starts playing in the club. Mike stands up.

                                   MIKE
                         Oh, God! It's like our anthem!

                                   TYLER
                         What?

                                   MIKE
                         Sorry, dude. Mikey gotta dance.

               He starts dancing away.

                                   TYLER
                         You can't just leave me here by
                         myself!

                                   MIKE
                         You don't understand. The Jews had
                         to wander in the desert for forty
                         years, the gays have to dance to
                         terrible 70's pop.

               Tyler rolls his eyes as Mike dances off.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               The music keeps playing. Frank punches the demon in the gut
               as it tries to free its sword.

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               INT. ROUNDHOUSE - CONTINUOUS

               In time to the music, Mike kicks his leg in the air and spins
               round on one foot.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               The demon knocks Frank down and swings its sword, neck-level,
               at Lon. He falls to the ground, sliding across the floor in
               what would have been a remarkably stylish dance move a decade
               or two ago.

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               INT. ROUNDHOUSE - MOMENTS LATER

               Tyler's sitting alone until Mike grabs him by the shoulders
               and pulls him onto the floor. Mike leads Tyler to Vi and
               Tamsin, who begin dancing up against him. Tyler finally gets
               into it and starts dancing- not very well, mind- back.

               BACK AT THE BAR, Callie watches Tyler dance and half-smiles.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Frank helps Lon off the floor and points to another exit.

                                   FRANK
                         This way!

               They run.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               Frank and Lon run through the tiny, sparse hallway as the
               huge demon lumbers behind them, its shoulders stretching the
               wood panels of the hall. They pass a DOOR on their left, and
               Frank opens it, pulling Lon inside.

                                   FRANK
                         In here!

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Frank and Lon are stuffed into the tiny bathroom. Frank slams
               the door and locks it.

                                   LON
                         The bathroom?

                                   FRANK
                         What's wrong with my bathroom?

                                   LON
                         There are no swords in the
                         bathroom.
                             (beat)
                         I hope. I mean, where would you put
                         them?

                                   FRANK
                             (indicating the door)
                         It's the only door with a lock. 
                             (beat)
                         Vi walked in on me naked one too
                         many times.

               The demon begins HAMMERING the door, and we can hear the loud
               CREAKING as the door warps. Frank pushes a tall, thin cabinet
               against the door. When he turns back to Lon, he sees that
               Lon's pulled out a cell phone.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Who are you calling?

                                   LON
                             (casually)
                         I thought I'd order some take-away.
                         I've had a mad craving for
                         dumplings all week. 
                             (irritated)
                         I'm trying to get in touch with
                         Tamsin, because it would appear
                         that we are in serious need of
                         backup of the supernatural variety. 

               All the while, the door begins to buckle as one of the hinges
               SNAPS.

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               INT. ROUNDHOUSE - CONTINUOUS

               We PAN ALONG the dancing crowd. Oblivious to it all, Vi is
               dancing with a guy a short distance away from Tamsin, who is
               also dancing with a guy.

               PAN ACROSS the club to show the bar. Callie's gone. A short
               distance away, Mike's got a crowd around him as he spins and
               thrusts. Tyler seems more comfortable, moving more loosely in
               the crowd.

               Finally, PAN to: a tight shot of the gang's table: On the
               table is Tamsin's cell phone. We PAN ACROSS to it. CU of the
               cell phone, the screen of which reads: INCOMING CALL: LON.

                                                             BLACK OUT.



                                  END OF ACT THREE
                                      ACT FOUR

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - NIGHT

               As before. There is continual BANGING on the door. Frank
               presses up against the back wall, facing the door. Lon grunts
               in frustration and slams his cell phone shut.

                                   LON
                         No answer. We're screwed.

                                   FRANK
                         What kind of demon is that?

                                   LON
                         I have no clue.

                                   FRANK
                             (double-take)
                         I... I don't understand what you
                         just said.

                                   LON
                         Which bit?

                                   FRANK
                         You don't know?

                                   LON
                         No.

                                   FRANK
                         You always know!

                                   LON
                         I know!
                             (beat)
                         But this is a different thing,
                         it's... in all my books I've never
                         seen anything like it.

               The bathroom door CREAKS and begins to fold in.

                                   FRANK
                         This is it.

                                   LON
                         So it would seem.

                                   FRANK
                         Well, it's been nice knowing you.
                         You know... despite the endless 
                         bickering.

                                   LON
                         You too.

               Frank pats Lon awkwardly on the back.

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               INT. ROUNDHOUSE - CONTINUOUS

               Mike and Tyler are sitting at the bar, drinking. Tamsin and
               Vi walk up behind them. Tamsin taps Mike on the shoulder and
               he turns around.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Time to go, fellas. Me and Vi are
                         supposed to help Frank and Lon with
                         the computer work back at the base.

               The two of them get out of their chairs, Mike plopping a
               handful of bills down on the counter and grabbing his half
               empty beer, and they leave.

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               INT. FRANK'S DINER - SHORTLY LATER

               Vi, Mike, Tyler, and Tamsin enter the diner, a BELL JINGLING
               as the door opens and closes. They take off their jackets and
               toss them onto a table.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (as she moves to the
                              kitchen)
                         Good night, guys!

                                   TYLER
                         'Night.

                                   MIKE
                         Good night.

               As Vi and Tamsin head towards the kitchen, there's a loud
               ROAR, followed by the sound of the demon POUNDING the door.
               The group exchanges looks and quickly run up the stairs.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS

               The door to the room is laying on the floor, crumpled and
               useless. The demon stands at the entrance, crouching under
               the door frame. It GROWLS. But the bathroom appears to be
               empty.

               Then we PAN ACROSS to the shower. The green curtain is open
               slightly. We move INTO THE SHOWER. Frank and Lon stand
               pressed together in the standing-room-only stall. Frank's
               hand is pressed to his lips. Everything goes quiet. Slowly,
               Frank pokes his head out of the curtain-and is greeted with a
               SNORT from the demon, whose face is inches from Frank's. The
               demon raises its sword--

               And falls to the ground with a heavy crash.

                                   LON
                         Did that gigantic, scary demon
                         just... trip and fall?

               The shower curtain is TORN AWAY and Tamsin stands before Lon
               and Frank, holding a baseball bat.

                                   TAMSIN
                         What the hell!

                                   FRANK
                         Oh thank God!

               Lon steps out of the tub, Frank following.

                                   LON
                         What took you so long? And why
                         didn't you answer your phone?

                                   TAMSIN
                         There was noise. Was that you
                         screaming?

                                   LON
                         I don't know what you're talking
                         about!

                                   TAMSIN
                         You screamed. Like a girl. Girly
                         screamer. 

               None of them have noticed the demon standing up. It grabs
               Frank and tosses him out into the hallway, GROWLING.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               Vi, carrying a sword, jumps over Frank, who is laying on the
               ground coughing.

                                   FRANK
                         Where'd you get a sword?

                                   VI
                             (running into the
                              bathroom)
                         I got a "Phallic Symbols" collector
                         set for Christmas.

               As she engages the demon, Mike and Tyler enter the hallway.

                                   TYLER
                         Oh, God! Frank, are you--

                                   FRANK
                         I'm okay, just help me up.

               The guys lift Frank up and he leans against a wall.

                                   MIKE
                         What the hell did that to you?

                                   FRANK
                             (pointing into the
                              bathroom)
                         That.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS

               We see in the FG Tamsin and Vi fighting the demon. Lon has
               been knocked to the floor. Vi parries a blow from the demon,
               but it's so big she is almost knocked over. Tamsin hits it
               with the baseball bat. The demon steps on the toilet,
               crushing it.

               In the BG, Mike pokes his head into the room.

                                   MIKE
                         Wait a minute...

               Vi stabs the demon in the leg. It HOWLS.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               Mike looks confused.

                                   MIKE
                         But that's...

               He turns and runs off.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Vi once again slashes at the demon's foot. Lon slides under
               its legs and runs out into the hallway. Vi and Tamsin follow
               suit, squeezing past the demon and running out of the room.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. MIKE'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               The door opens and Mike runs in. He finds the drawing paper
               scattered about on his desk and starts shuffling through
               them, looking for the drawing of the demon. He can't find it.

                                   MIKE
                         No way.

               Off his horrified face:

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               The demon catches the sword Vi is swinging at it, tossing her
               to the side. Tyler is slumped against a wall, bleeding from
               the nose and barely managing to hold Frank up. Lon's on the
               floor, having been thrown into the now-dented wall. Tamsin
               hits the demon with her baseball bat, and is grabbed by her
               throat. The demon starts to lift her up off the floor.

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               INT. MIKE'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Mike tosses the papers over his shoulder and grabs a fresh
               one. Closing his eyes and extending his hand, the original
               drawing of the demon reappears on the page.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               As the demon raises Tamsin up so her head is touching the
               ceiling, squeezing her neck, it suddenly stops and freezes.
               Its tongue stops wagging, but its grip doesn't slacken.

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               INT. MIKE'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Mike has the paper with the drawing on the table.

                                   MIKE
                         Eraser... eraser...

               He can't find one, so he picks up the paper and tears it into
               shreds.

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               As before. The demon EXPLODES, transforming into little
               pieces of confetti which fall through the air like someone
               present just came back from the moon. Tamsin falls to the
               ground and coughs. Tyler, the only one who's not horribly
               wounded or incapacitated, looks on dumbfounded.

                                   TYLER
                         Seriously?

               Off his stunned face:

                                                           DISSOLVE TO:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - LATER

               The whole group is seated around the counter. Frank's arm is
               in a sling, Tamsin holds a bag of ice to her eye, Lon has
               bandages on his head and hand. Vi has her leg propped up on a
               second stool. Mike sits across from them, head in his hands.

                                   MIKE
                             (mid-sentence)
                         ...and I just didn't know what to
                         do. So I just magicked up a
                         drawing, I didn't know what was
                         going to happen.

                                   LON
                         The magical fields you used to
                         create that drawing probably
                         fluctuated and brought the demon
                         off the page.

                                   TYLER
                         Stuff like that happens?

                                   LON
                             (shrugging, then wincing
                              in pain)
                         Apparently.

                                   MIKE
                         Well, anyway... I'm really sorry.
                         It was so stupid. God, Lon warned
                         me, Frank warned me, Kat warned
                         me...
                             (beat)
                         I'm an idiot.

               Tyler pats Mike on the shoulder.

                                   FRANK
                         Mike, listen. What happened wasn't
                         your- well, it was your fault. But
                         we're fine. It's fine.
                             (to everyone)
                         Right?

               Everyone nods, Vi a little more emphatic than the rest, Lon
               more reluctantly.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Of course, you're gonna pay to fix
                         the bathroom. And the hallway.
                             (beat)
                         And my living room. And the medical
                         bills.
                             (beat)
                         And the attic.

                                   MIKE
                         What?! The demon didn't get into
                         the attic!

                                   FRANK
                             (as everyone gets up and
                              goes to their rooms)
                         You're in no position to be making
                         deals, son!

               Frank leans in close to Tamsin.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                             (quietly)
                         The roof leaks.

                                   MIKE
                         This sucks! This is- hey! Where are
                         you going?

               But Frank has disappeared into the kitchen, Lon and Tamsin
               have exited through the front door, and Vi and Tyler have
               gone upstairs. Mike looks around the empty diner and
               chuckles.

                                                               FADE TO:

               EXT. FRANK'S DINER - ESTABLISHING SHOT - DAY

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

               "Closer" by Joshua Radin plays over the next few scenes.

               Frank turns on the stove and starts cooking two hamburger
               patties.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. TYLER'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Tyler is laying on his bed, pinching his injured nose. His
               cell phone, on the floor beside the bed, begins to RING.
               Tyler grabs it off the ground and opens it.

                                   TYLER
                         Hello?

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. CALLIE'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Callie sits on the floor, holding her phone to her ear.

                                   CALLIE
                         Hey.

               INTERCUT TYLER'S ROOM/CALLIE'S BEDROOM

               Tyler looks surprised.

                                   TYLER
                         Callie?

                                   CALLIE
                         Yep.

                                   TYLER
                         Oh.
                             (beat)
                         Hey.

                                   CALLIE
                         You said that already.

                                   TYLER
                         Oh. Yeah.
                             (long beat)
                         Uh...

                                   CALLIE
                         What?

                                   TYLER
                         You called me. Right?

               Callie grins.

                                   CALLIE
                         Pick me up Friday at eight.

                                   TYLER
                             (baffled)
                         What?

               Callie grins wider.

                                                                CUT TO:

               EXT. FRANK'S DINER - KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

               Frank has finished cooking the two burgers, and has them now
               arranged on a to-go plate. He wraps the food up.

                                                                CUT TO:

               EXT. ALLEY BEHIND FRANK'S DINER - MOMENTS LATER

               Frank comes out of the diner and sets the plate of food down
               next to the dumpster. Then he backs away.

               From the end of the alley comes Tommy, who spots the food,
               looks around, and then picks it up. He turns and goes back
               the way he came.

               We PAN ACROSS the alley to see Frank watching him go, with a
               sad look.

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               INT. FRANK'S DINER - CONTINUOUS

               Mike sits at the counter, eating some fries and reading a
               book, doing some homework. He swallows a fry and then looks
               up, towards the salt, which is on the other end of the
               counter.
               He extends his hand, but catches himself before he uses any
               magic. With a SIGH, he gets up, walks to the end of the
               counter, gets the salt, and takes his seat again. He salts
               the fries, and as he takes another bite we:

                                                              FADE OUT.



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