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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL BAY - LATER

               CU on the device sitting on a tray. The camera PANS left to a
               monitor where a 3-D model of the artifact is displayed.  

                                   TAMSIN
                         As I suspected. The device is still
                         active. It's emitting a low
                         frequency pulse.

                                   MIKE
                         What's that mean?

                                   TAMSIN
                         That maybe the device doesn't
                         program it's victims...

               Tyler catches on to what Tamsin is suggesting. 

                                   TYLER
                         It controls them.

               Tamsin nods.

                                   MIKE
                         I can't believe Lon missed that.

                                   TAMSIN
                         That's because he doesn't think
                         "military." The effects may be
                         mystical, but the device is
                         mechanical.

                                   VI
                             (excited)
                         Great! So all we have to do is
                         destroy it and they'll be okay!
                             (beat)
                         Right?

               Tamsin looks uncertain. She presses a button on the console
               changing the screen's picture back to the video of the
               holding cell.

                                   TAMSIN
                         In theory. But it seems to be
                         impervious. Nothing I've tried has
                         even made a dent in it.

               The gang ponders as we:

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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - HOLDING CELL - CONTINUOUS

               Lon continues to pace as the camera moves to Frank who is
               still against the wall.

               CU on Frank's hands. He touches a few wires together. They
               SPARK. Frank winces. He touches another set of wires
               together.

               He looks up to the surveillance camera. On it, a light turns
               from green to red. Frank gives a big smile as we:

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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL LAB - CONTINUOUS

               The gang continues to talk indistinctly. On the monitor the
               picture displaying the holding cell briefly flickers. The
               "Recording" in the corner changes to "Playback". Lon and
               Frank appear to be unchanged.

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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - HOLDING CELL - CONTINUOUS

               Frank moves away from the wall and ducks down by the open
               access panel. He pulls out a bundle of wires as we:

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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL LAB - LATER

               The gang is still debating how to destroy the device while
               unknown to them, the monitor continues to playback the
               recorded video of Lon and Frank.

                                   TYLER
                             (shaking his head)
                         Fire, acid... The only thing we
                         haven't tried is hitting it with a
                         big hammer.

               Vi perks up. A smile comes to her face.

                                   VI
                         That's it!

                                   MIKE
                             (cocking his eyebrow;
                              skeptical)
                         A big hammer?

                                   VI
                             (nodding excitedly)
                         Yeah! 
                             (beat)
                         A troll god hammer!

                                   TAMSIN
                         You've got a troll god hammer?

                                   VI
                             (matter-of-factly)
                         Yeah, upstairs. In my room.

               Vi jumps up and heads toward the door.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                             (flirty)
                         Would you help me get it, Mike?

                                   MIKE
                             (warily)
                         Um... Sure.

               Mike rolls his eyes as the two exit. Tyler and Tamsin
               chuckle. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         He's going to have to have an
                         awkward talk with her soon.

                                   TYLER
                         How can she not know? I mean...
                         it's Mike. Come on! He's not
                         exactly subtle.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (laughing lightly)
                         Living with only women for the past
                         five years may have honed her
                         fighting skills, but would seem to
                         have completely shorted out her
                         "gaydar."
                             (beat)
                         I'd break the news to her myself,
                         but I'm afraid that I just don't
                         have Lon's tact.

               Tamsin looks to the screen displaying Lon and Frank. Her face
               falls slightly. Tyler turns to the monitor and gives Tamsin a
               reassuring pat on the arm.

                                   TYLER
                         This will all be over soon.

                                   FRANK (V.O.)
                         Sooner than you think, kiddo.

               Tamsin and Tyler spin toward the voice to see Frank and Lon
               standing in the doorway. Frank and Lon smile cruelly as we:

                                                             BLACK OUT.



                                  END OF ACT THREE
                                      ACT FOUR

                                                               FADE IN:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL BAY

               Lon and Frank stand in the doorway. Tyler and Tamsin wear
               identical shocked expressions. 

               Tyler looks back and forth several times between the monitor,
               which still displays an image of Lon and Frank in the holding
               cell, and the live Lon and Frank actually standing before
               him.

                                   TYLER
                             (confused)
                         But you can't... you're... How?

               Frank and Lon take a step forward.

                                   FRANK
                         This is my base, kiddo! You think I
                         don't know how to bypass a few
                         systems? 

               Tamsin grabs Tyler's arm and pulls him back toward her.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (calmly; to Lon and Frank)
                         You don't have to do this. 

               Tamsin guides Tyler around one of the medical beds so that it
               stands between them and Frank and Lon.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         We've think we've got a cure.

               Frank takes another step closer to Tyler and Tamsin.

                                   FRANK
                         Only one cure we need, baby. 

               Lon moves closer. Frank brings his hands up and cracks his
               knuckles. They move in closer to Tamsin and Tyler.

               Suddenly, Tamsin PUSHES the bed into Frank and Lon, knocking
               them off balance. She grabs Tyler by the hand and pulls him
               out the door.

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

               Frank and Lon rush at the door as Tamsin slams it shut. Frank
               and Lon start to push it open, but Tyler throws his weight up
               against it and forces it closed.
               Tamsin quickly hits the control panel. The door clicks
               locked. Lon and Frank can be heard beating on it from the
               inside.

                                   TAMSIN
                         That's not going to hold them for
                         long. Let's go.

               They run out of frame as we:

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               INT. FRANK'S APARTMENT - VI'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Vi is digging in a large opened trunk which is pulled halfway
               out of her closet. Laying across her bed are various swords,
               knives, and assorted weapons. They look quite out of place in
               the girly context of Vi's bedroom. Mike looks on with an
               amused smirk.

                                   VI
                             (to herself)
                         I know it's in here somewhere...

                                   MIKE
                             (chuckle)
                         Remind me never to piss you off.

                                   VI
                             (looking up)
                         Huh? Oh, this? This is nothing. The
                         hardcore stuff is downstairs.
                             (beat)
                         These all have semimetal value. 

               Vi picks stands and picks up a long sword.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         See this? This was my first sword.
                         Isn't it pretty?

               Without waiting for an answer, she lays it back down and
               picks up a mace.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                             (nostalgically)
                         I killed a Slavlar demon with this
                         in England. I love it there, all
                         the castles. It's so romantic. 

               Mike picks up a brick that is laying among the weapons. As he
               eyes it curiously, Vi drops the mace on the bed.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         Oh! That's from the night I got my
                         first kiss.
                             (dreamingly)
                         John DiMarco.

                                   MIKE
                             (perking up)
                         A hottie?

                                   VI
                         Oh yeah!
                             (beat)
                         At least until he tried to eat me.

               Mike gives Vi a double take and gives a nervous chuckle.

                                   MIKE
                         I'm no expert, but I thought most
                         girls liked that.

                                   VI
                             (looking confused)
                         No. That's why I beat his skull in
                         with that.

               Startled, Mike drops the brick on the bed.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                             (deadpan)
                         He was a zombie. Didn't I mention
                         that?
                             (hitting herself in the
                              head with her hand)
                         I always forget to mention that.

               Mike starts to chuckle.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                             (firmly)
                         Well, he wasn't a zombie when we
                         made out! That kiss still counts!

               Mike laughs harder as Vi looks back down at her trunk.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                             (happily)
                         There it is!

               She reaches in and pulls out a large hammer as we:

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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - COMMAND/ORB ROOM

               Tamsin and Tyler run frantically to the exit. Tamsin hits the
               control panel. The door remains closed.

                                   TAMSIN
                         We're locked in!

               Tamsin turns to Tyler and takes his hands.

                                   TAMSIN (CONT'D)
                         Here's the plan. We hold them off
                         until Vi and Mike get back. You
                         take Lon, I'll take Frank.

                                   TYLER
                             (squinting his eyes)
                         I don't understand. Why--

                                   TAMSIN
                         I'm trained. I can hold Frank off.
                         Plus, wouldn't you rather fight the
                         one who is not actually trying to
                         kill you?

               Tyler ponders this for a second.

                                   TYLER
                             (emphatically)
                         Good plan.

               Frank and Lon enter.

                                   LON
                         Someone's thought up a little plan.
                         How quaint. 

                                   TYLER
                         Look! We don't want to fight you!

                                   FRANK
                         Good. Then this won't take long.

               Frank lunges at Tyler, but Tamsin intercepts him and PUNCHES
               him in the gut. 

               Lon goes after her, but Tyler steps between them and
               SHOULDERS Lon in the chest knocking him down.

               Tamsin and Tyler stand at the ready as Frank and Lon regroup.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         So this is how it's gonna be.
                             (turning to Lon)
                         Hey Lon. Do me a favor and kill
                         that little runt of a nephew of
                         mine. 

                                   LON
                         Only if you kill that bitch who
                         calls herself my sister.

                                   FRANK
                             (politely)
                         Sure. What are friends for?

               Tyler and Tamsin exchange uneasy looks. Suddenly, Frank and
               Lon attack. 

               Frank SWINGS at Tamsin. She manages to BLOCK the blow and
               returns with a PUNCH to the jaw. Frank rocks back, but KICKS
               Tamsin in the gut, sending her flying across the room.

               Lon PUNCHES Tyler in the face. Tyler PUNCHES him back. Lon
               JUMPS at Tyler, knocking him to the ground. The two roll
               around as they continue to PUNCH each other.

               Tamsin JUMPS up just in time to block another attack by
               Frank. She PUNCHES him in the throat. Frank gasps.

               Lon sits on top of Tyler, PUNCHING him. Tyler KICKS his leg
               up, knocking Lon off.

               Frank GRABS Tamsin by the throat and starts to choke her.

               Lon jumps up and KICKS Tyler in the gut.

               There is a loud bang at the door while the fighting
               continues.

               Another bang. The door rattles. Everyone freezes and looks
               toward the sound.

               The door FLIES off it's hinges. Standing there is Vi, the
               troll hammer in her hand. Mike stands behind her. 

               Lon and Frank double their efforts to kill their partners.

               Vi moves to intercede, but Mike grabs her arm. 

                                   MIKE
                         Destroy the device! I'll handle
                         this.

               Vi runs off toward the Med Lab. Mike approaches Lon, who is
               still kicking Tyler. Mike gives Lon a chop to the neck and
               drops Lon to the ground.

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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL LAB - CONTINUOUS

               Vi enters the lab. She grabs the tray containing the device.
               Turning, she trips. The device flies off the tray, hits the
               floor and rolls under a cart full of equipment. Vi gasps.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - COMMAND/ORB ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Mike turns to face Frank. Frank whips Tamsin around, holding
               her by the throat.

                                   FRANK
                             (to Mike)
                         Stay back. I'll snap her neck.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL LAB - CONTINUOUS

               Vi lies on the floor, her arm under the cart up to the
               shoulder, frantically trying to grab the device which is just
               out of her reach.

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               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - COMMAND/ORB ROOM - CONTINUOUS

                                   MIKE
                         Let her go!

                                   FRANK
                             (sarcastically)
                         Or what?

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL LAB - CONTINUOUS

               Vi's fingers wrap around the device.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - COMMAND/ORB ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Mike looks around the control room. He spots a fire
               extinguisher on the wall. He reaches his hand out toward it.

               Frank follows his gaze and watches as the extinguisher starts
               to shake.

                                   FRANK
                             (chuckle)
                         Didn't we play this game already?

                                   MIKE
                             (with a smirk)
                         New rules.

               Tamsin takes advantage of Frank's distraction and ELBOWS him
               in the gut. He doubles over from the blow, letting Tamsin go.
               She moves out of the way.

               Mike flicks his hand causing the extinguisher to jump off the
               wall.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL LAB - CONTINUOUS

               The device on the floor in front of her, Vi raises the
               hammer.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - COMMAND/ORB ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Frank looks up just in time to see the extinguisher flying at
               his face. Unable to react quick enough, it SMACKS him in the
               head, knocking him to the ground. He looks up at Mike, dazed
               and confused.

                                   MIKE
                         Saw Kat again this afternoon. Got
                         her to top me off. She says "Hi."

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - MEDICAL LAB - CONTINUOUS

               Vi slams the troll hammer down on the demon device. It burst
               into a million pieces.

                                                                CUT TO:

               INT. COMMAND CENTRAL - COMMAND/ORB ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Frank and Lon blink their eyes and shake their heads.

               Lon looks to Tamsin, eyes full of regret. 

                                   LON
                         Tamsin...

               Seeing the change in his eyes, Tamsin runs to him.

               Frank looks to Tyler, an ashamed expression on his face.

               Tamsin helps Lon to his feet and they embrace. Suddenly, she
               pushes away and SLAPS him. Lon looks shocked.

                                   TAMSIN
                         That's for calling me a bitch!

               She smiles at him and gives him another hug.

               Tyler and Mike help Frank to stand. Tyler and Frank avoid
               each other's eyes as we:

                                                               FADE TO:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - AFTERNOON

               Frank is behind the counter with Vi. Tamsin, and Mike sit at
               the counter, plates of food in front of them.

                                   TAMSIN
                         I tell you, this "guilt thing" is
                         brill. In the past three days, he's
                         cleaned my bath, stocked the
                         cupboards with my favorite foods,
                         and picked up my dry-cleaning. 
                             (beat)
                         If I'd realized it was that easy,
                         I'd have gotten him to try to kill
                         me years ago.

               The gang chuckle.

                                   FRANK
                         I wish Tyler was so easily won
                         over.

                                   TAMSIN
                         He seemed okay at the funeral we
                         had for Mr. Lumpy.

                                   FRANK
                         Yeah. But before he left for work
                         this morning, he moved all his
                         boxes into the hallway.

                                   TAMSIN
                         So the move's still on?
                             (firmly)
                         I thought you were going to work
                         things out.

                                   FRANK
                             (winking)
                         Don't worry. I've got a plan.
                             (looking to Mike and then
                              to Vi)
                         Right guys?

               Vi and Mike both nod their affirmatives.

               The bell over the door rings as Tyler enters. He approaches
               the counter.

                                   TYLER
                         Hey, guys.

               There is still some tension between Tyler and Frank in the
               air, but the mood is much lighter than before as all nod in
               his direction and greet him.

                                   FRANK
                             (to Tyler)
                         Burger?

                                   TYLER
                         Sure.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (to Tyler)
                         Frank tells me that you're all
                         ready for the big move tomorrow.

                                   TYLER
                             (shrugging)
                         Yeah. I guess.

                                   TAMSIN
                         You don't sound too sure.

                                   TYLER
                         I just... I hate unpacking.

                                   FRANK
                         Don't we all!

               Mike and Vi emphatically nod and chime up in agreement. Tyler
               gives them a strange look.

                                   TYLER
                         Okay...
                             (motioning toward the
                              stairs)
                         I'm just going to go upstairs and
                         clean up before I eat.

               Tyler gives them another odd look and exits up the stairs.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (to Frank)
                         What was that all about?

                                   FRANK
                             (grinning)
                         Wait for it.

               Tamsin looks confused for several seconds until...

                                   TYLER (O.S.)
                         What the Hell!?

                                   FRANK
                             (grinning wider)
                         There it is.

               Vi and Mike laugh.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (confused)
                         Someone care to clue me in?

               Tyler appears from the stairs. He does not look happy.

                                   TYLER
                         What did you do with all my boxes?!

                                   FRANK
                             (clueless)
                         Boxes?

                                   TYLER
                             (irritated)
                         You know what I mean! The ones that
                         were in the hall! The ones with all
                         my stuff! 

               Frank tries not to laugh as he comes from behind the bar.

                                   FRANK
                         They were in the way so we moved
                         them into the storage room behind
                         the stairs.

               Frank crosses to a door under the stairwell with Tyler
               closely behind. At the counter, Vi and Mike move to follow.
               Vi motions for Tamsin to join them.

                                   TYLER
                         You better not have broken
                         anything. I have some very
                         expensive--

               Frank grabs the door knob.

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - STORE ROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Grinning, Frank throws open the door. Tyler's mouth drops
               open. Behind him, Tamsin wears a similar expression. Mike and
               Vi beam happily.

               The camera PANS slowly from left to right, displaying the
               room in it's entirety. Instead of a large dirty store room,
               it is now a hip, stylish one-room flat complete with a
               kitchenette, sofa bed, and table. On the freshly painted
               walls hang framed vintage Sci-Fi movie posters. A computer
               desk and shelves of DVDs complete the effect.

               Tyler turns to Frank, stunned. Frank pulls him into the room.
               Tyler continues to look around the room, seemingly in shock.

               Frank glances at Mike. Mike smiles and closes the door,
               giving the two McGann men some privacy.

                                   TYLER 
                         I don't understand. My stuff...

                                   FRANK
                         Yeah.

                                   TYLER
                         And this room...

                                   FRANK
                             (grinning)
                         Yeah.

               Tyler manages to get a hold of himself. He turns to Frank.

                                   TYLER
                         You did all this for me?

                                   FRANK
                         With a little help from Mike and
                         Vi... 
                             (beat)
                         ...and several local contractors
                         who charge an obscene amount for
                         overtime.

                                   TYLER
                         It's... awesome!

                                   FRANK
                             (smiling bittersweetly)
                         I don't always say the right words,
                         and it's important that you know
                         how I feel about you.
                             (beat)
                         I don't want you to go, kiddo.

               The moment hangs thick in the air.

                                   TYLER
                         Go? Are you kidding me?
                             (beat)
                         Why would I ever leave this place?!
                         Just check out this sweet computer!
                         And the television! Is that
                         surround sound?

               Frank smiles and slides his arm over Tyler's shoulders. A
               beat and Tyler responds likewise. 

               From behind the pair, the camera pulls backwards.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                             (fading)
                         This is so cool! It would be great
                         for playing poker with the guys
                         from work. You don't mine if I have
                         the guys from work over do you...

               Frank and Tyler continue to stand arm-in-arm. The camera
               continues to pull back as we:

                                                         FADE TO BLACK.



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